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Drugging The Class

Prompt: Do you think there could be one where Izuku tricks 1A into consuming edibles, like weed brownies or something, purely just so Izuku could see their reactions?
Yes. Yes I do. This comes from ShaydedLotus312 on Discord. I wasn't expecting a prompt, actually, but go off.
Something I want to address: they aren't going to be psychos since Izuku isn't going to allow them to overdose the shit. Based on the actual effects if done correctly, they will be happy and collapse suddenly. That's how the shit generally works, though it can do other things as well.
I have a couple more ideas I wanna do as well, and prompts that I looked at and ignored.

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So I may or may not have gotten ahold of some weed.

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.

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It's a yes.

Look, I get bored, alright? I found this guy selling some illegally, so I took them from him after arresting him. Do you really think that I am going to let that shit go to waste?

No. No, I'm not. I don't care if it's illegal. I'm not going to to let it go to waste.

What can I do with weed?

Well, I can smoke it. However, I don't feel like getting in trouble for that. Shouta would probably die, come back to life to kill me, and die again. It would be the most traumatizing thing he has ever seen since me drinking.

So if you have weed and don't know what to do with it, what do you do?

You give it to your classmates! Illegally!

And how do you do that? A ton of fucking research and brownie making!

Believe it or not, you can't just throw weed into a brownie. It's DISGUSTING! It tastes like grass.

Yes, I tried it.

You have to prep the weed. You have to do a whole bunch of shit that required me picking up a bunch of suspicious shit to actually make it. Then, after making the special concoction, I had to test certain amounts to make sure it doesn't taste like grass but rather a brownie like it fucking should.

That only took a couple of tries, and I am already considering growing marijuana.

Anyway, I eventually make a successful pan of brownies!

Now for the easy part: giving it to my classmates!

I enter the class 1-A dorm, "Hey everyone, I have a surprise!"

"Surprise?!" Kaminari yells as he jumps off the couch and rushes over, "Brownies?! Bro, you shouldn't have!"

"But I did! Now, get everyone down here so I can split it around!"

That was easy. With that, I start cutting the brownies into small pieces and pass them around. I am giving them enough to feel the effects, but not enough to get them high. If I get them high, I am screwed as well.

"Wow!"

"These are amazing!"

"Tasty!"

"Izuku, can you give me your recipe for these?" Satoru asks.

I clap my hand on the counter, "Sure! Later, though!"

"Okay!"

At first, there is no effect.

Then, they start giggling at the stupidest shit.

"Kaminari, your nose!"

"What about my nose?!"

"It's nosey!"

"Ahahahaha!"

"Ahahahahahaahahahah!"

To preserve the dignity of one person, the person who said that will not be mentioned.

Kaminari is fucked, though.

"Where ya momma?!"

"Where my momma?!"

"Yea!"

"At home!"

Oh boy, this is cringy. Maybe I should have overdosed them a little.

"What does the fox say?!"

"Ring ding ding ding ring ding ding dinga!"

"Yeeeeeeee!"

I want to say I regret my life choices, but at least everyone is smiling! I say that I did a good thing today!

This goes on for over an hour.

However, eventually, things must settle.

One by one, the students fall asleep on the couch cuddling.

They all knock out, and it is honestly a precious scene.

I can kill them now-!

Just kidding. This isn't that type of prompt.

"Izuku?" Shouta questions as he enters the building. Well, shit, "Izuku, have you seen...why are your classmates like that?"

I shrug, "The power of friendship!"

"Izuku, why are your eyes red?" Well, double shit.

"The power of blood?" I don't know what I am doing at this point.

Shouta sighs, "Izuku, what did you do?"

"Nothing!"

"Okay, so you want me to take your bank account again?"

"...I may or may not have gave them weed brownies???"

"Izuku, that's beyond illegal."

"But they had a great time and are now having a good nap, and that's not illegal!"

"Izuku, that's not the point. Now, you have to take them all to their rooms."

"But their cuddling!"

"They are going to be sore if they lay like that. After that, come to me so we can talk."

"No."

"Bank account-"

"Fine."

This is going to take forever.

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