Prompt: My Hero Academia but Todoroki and Deku join a drug cartel somehow and Aizawa likes to get high a lot.
I don't know how you came up with this idea, but okay.

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You know, I had a lot of plans in life. None of them had anything to do with me becoming an illegal drug dealer, let alone the best dealer in Japan.

But you know what? Some things change for the better.

For example, I have a hot and cold boyfriend whose father is an ass, but you know what? He is my baby now. Not yours, Endeavor, so take that!

His name?

Shoto Todoroki. He is the cutest, he is the best boy ever, and if you try to take him, you're getting your ass beat.

HECK, HE RESPECTS MY GERMAPHOBIA AND ONLY NEEDS SOME HUGS! THAT'S COMMITMENT RIGHT THERE!

What does this have to do with being a drug dealer? I mean, he's my partner, but how did this all start?

I have no idea.

I think I accidentally made some one day, and Shoto is like, "Hey, let's drug my father."

And I said "Sure."

From there, we became an actual business after killing Endeavor. I make the drugs, and Shoto uses his fire and ice quirk when he can to make the best shit.

WE HAVE HEROES TAKING THE SHIT!

Of course, if there's a hero we don't like, we will just overdose them, but we provide stress-relievers to many. With the money, we managed to buy a building so Sho and I sleep on top, and a store can be at the bottom.

Life is going nice for us. It's stable, and nobody bothers to arrest us.

Ring-a-ling

The bell above the door goes off, and I look to see my best customer; Eraserhead. I don't know how he hasn't been arrested for how many times I have found him high on the street and had to take him in. He always looks high!

But I digress.

"Eraser, what is up, buddy?!" I say with a bright grin.

Eraserhead sighs, "Give me the strongest you got, kid." AKA, he wants his normal order of weed with extra weed.

I look over his form. I see no injury, so I ask, "What's up, hobo?"

"Are you a therapist now?"

"I have a degree somewhere, so what's up, buttercup?"

"Should have known. You know the guy I talk about?"

"That you keep failing to ask out? Yes." While I respond, I slide the strongest weed in a bong to him. He lights up, his eyes already going woozy before responding.

"He's dating my other best friend now."

"Oh shit, uh, sorry mate. I would share Shoto, but I'm not willing to share."

"What did I do to deserve this?"

"You deserve it for waiting too long. Look, there's more fish in the sea. Do you have patrol tonight?"

"No..." Eraserhead takes another hit. Yeah, I'm not letting him go out now. He's my best customer and the best hero, so he deserves some respect.

"Stay here tonight. I ain't having you go out on the streets. SHOTO, BABE, GET THE BED READY!"

I hear a soft hum to let me know that he heard.

Eraserhead gives me a lop-sided smile, "Thanks, Izuku."

"Yeah yeah, it's the least I can do for the shit you put up with."