Prompt: Mina challenges Izuku to a dance-off. Izuku ropes Present Mic into it so that Aizawa would hopefully be too distracted by his boyfriend to get them into trouble.
This comes from Ticker on AO3, and this shouldn't be that hard.
(It is. Action scenes suuuuuuuuuuuuuck.)

First song My Oh My btw.

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"IZUKU!" I hear a scream from across the lounging area of class 1-A. Oh boy. I turn around to see Ashido stomping up to me.

God, what did I do this time?

"Yes, twinkle toes?" I ask as I spin around to face her.

"I heard that you were saying that you were a better dancer than me!" Oh, that!

"Yes. And?"

"You're not even going to deny your wife?!"

"Why should I deny the truth? I ain't the liar up in this hall."

"Then you won't deny me a dance battle!"

"When have I ever denied anything? If I denied shit, I might be a semi-decent human being without a jail record."

"THEN LET'S DO THIS! KIRI, HIT THE BEAT!"

Kirishima slams in CD (we still have those? damn.) and suddenly the music kicks up. Ashido slams her jacket down and starts with a classic spin and a simple step-by-step.

"Wait, am I suppose to go at the same time or?" I ask innocently. She doesn't respond. She keeps doing her hip hope thing where the does hand-stands and all that jazz.

After being a stripper, nothing amuses me.

By the end of the song, Ashido is panting, "Your turn, Izuku!"

"Oh shit, I don't have a song. Um, CAT, put the first song on my dance list." I mutter as I remove my vest and tie and unbutton a few buttons.

Laughter comes from CAT.

OH SHIT, THAT'S STRIPPER MUSIC! WELP, ALRIGHT!

I start moving my hips on the beat.

They say he likes a good time (My, oh my)

He comes alive at midnight (Every night)

My mama doesn't trust him (My, oh my)

He's only here for one thing

But (so am I)

I wink at the girls and get my groove on, making sure to get risky with everybody even if it risks getting my face burned.

Too bad I don't have a pole. I compensate by pulling Ashido close and flirting.

Look, if you challenge me to a dance-ff, nothing is off-limits here!

When the song finishes, I pull back with a grin. Ashido is quick to call the next.

EXCEPT THIS TIME SHE GETS THE WHOLE BAKUSQUAD INVOLVED: EVEN BAKUGO! WHAT THE FUCK? WHEN THE FLIP DID THEY HAVE TO PLAN THIS?!

This calls for one thing?

"CAW CAAAAAAAAWWW!" I scream at the top of my lungs.

"CAW CAWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!" "CAW CAWWWWWWWWW!"

Hizashi and Nemuri burst through the doors with the squad signal.

I face them and clap my hands, "ALRIGHT, SQUAD, WE NEED TO OUTSHINE ASHIDO! WHAT DO WE GOT?!"

Hizashi tilts his head, "What are we doing?"

"We're dancing."

"Without practicing a routine?!"

"We'll figure it out. I need a song!"

Nemuri is quick to give us one, "Taki Taki!"

"That will work! CAT, put that shit on!"

CAT meows and the song bursts on.

I would like to say we nailed it. We did flips and everything! Easy win for us!

And a bonus for Hizashi, Shouta got a nose-bleed from watching him in his leather pants!