Prompt: Future fic where all of Class 1-A and Izuku go to a strip bar. Get drunk, have a pole dancing competition, and more inappropiateness.
This comes from RandomBystander on Discord, and I made do with what I can do.

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It's currently nighttime in the class 1-A dorms, and it is just before their bedtimes. As much as I should encourage this, I won't because I have a class to teach.

I slam open the doors to reveal myself in a fancy suit without the jacket. The class in the common room turns to face me.

"EVERYONE, GET YOUR BEST CLOTHES ON! WE HAVE A CLASS TO DO!" I scream at the top of my lungs.

Iida stands up and chops his arms, "What are you talking about? It's almost time to sleep! This will ruin our whole sleep-cycle!"

"Don't worry, sweetie! You won't know what a sleep-cycle is once you get a job! Trust me on that. Now, everyone has ten minutes to get ready because this is for a grade. Go go go!"

As soon as I finish, the kids scramble upstairs to dress. They better be looking fucking fly, or I am just going to make them stay. This isn't for a grade, though. I realized that with all the villain attacks and Shouta constantly be up their asses, they needed to unwind.

That's why a booked a whole place for ourselves! I won't reveal what it is yet. I need to keep the surprise!

Everyone comes down before the ten-minute mark, and we have some cute guys and gals. Especially Todoroki. Yum yum.

"Alright, let's go! We have to walk there!"

I can hear the groans already!

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"Izuku, why are we in front of a bar?!" Iida exclaims as he runs in front of it to keep anyone from going in.

"Well, Shouta said that this is a grade. You guys need to unwind; thus, he booked the whole place for ya'll. If you don't take a break, you're going to break yourselves! If you don't have fun at one point in this event, you get a zero! You have no limitations! Let's go!" I can tell you he had nothing to do with this. I burst through the doors to reveal not just a bar, but a strip bar!

"Where is Aizawa-sensei then?" Momo asks hesitantly.

"Oh, he had patrol, so he entrusted ya'll to me! I'll go take over the DJ booth!" I exclaim as I zoom off.

For anyone curious, I can tell you that Shouta did not have patrol. I had Nemuri knock him out and tie him in Hizashi's room.

I start putting on the beats and the lights, "HELLO HELLO HELLO! IT'S PRESENT BITCH MAKING A COMEBACK! TONIGHT, WE ARE GOING TO HAVE THE NIGHT OF OUR LIVES! EVERYONE, PLEASE GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE DOOR AND DO SOMETHING, WHETHER IT BE DANCE OR THE BAR!"

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I can tell you that Kirishima, Ashido, Kaminari, Sero, Hagakure, and Uraraka got the point when I said dance. Mineta already got himself duck-taped to the wall, so I'll say it's a pass.

As I am jamming out, I feel a tap on my shoulder. I spin around to see Jiro, "Oh hey, what's up?"

"M-mind if I take over? It l-l-looks like fun." She asks, seemingly nervous. I grin.

"Yes, please do! I need to get some of our classmates drunk! Have fun, and do what you like!" I quickly explain everything to her and zoom off to the bar to get some drinks ready.

I realized that there are two specific students that are going to be a bitch to break: Momo and Iida. I have the perfect plan.

I come over with two drinks and put it in front of them, "Drink up! It's orange juice!" That may or may not have alcohol in it! I run to get more, passing it around to the students.

"IZUKU, COME GRIND WITH US! I WANT TO DO A GRIND LINE!" Ashido yells at me. You would have thought she was drunk.

"Give me a moment!" After cleaning up, I join the group on the dance floor. Ashido smirks as she pulls me in front of her.

"Grind on me, pretty boy." Obviously, I do what she has asked because apparently I'm a fucking bottom here. Uraraka goes in front of me, and so on and so forth. Then, Ashido leans over me and giggles, " You're getting them drunk, huh?"

"Obviously. How else am I suppose to get them to join?" I ask. I look over to see the students conversing more now and laughing. I did put a lot of alcohol in it, so that's expected. The only one who didn't drink it is Bakugo, and that doesn't surprise me.

"I have an idea."

"Show me."

"BAKUGO, IZUKU CHALLENGES YOU TO A POLE DANCE!"

Bakugo yells back, "HELL NO, RACCOON EYES! " Oh, I get it!

I smirk, "AFRAID I WILL KICK YOUR ASS, BAKUGO?! YOU DON'T WANT TO DISAPPOINT YOUR MOTHER? THE SAME WOMAN WHO IS THE TOP STRIPPER HERE!?" Oh, that fires him up. He stomps over me, and I have to slip out of the grind-line.

"OF COURSE, I CAN BEAT YOU! WATCH!" Suddenly, he rips off his shirt and jumps on a nearby pole and starts spinning.

I am impressed. However, I quickly join on the other pole for a while.

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So most of the kids are drunk. I think one pair is fucking in the bathroom. We got the whole crew in the grind-line.

Basically, everything is going great!

That is until I get a call from Hizashi. I get out and answer, "Zashi, what's wrong?"

The poor man screams in my ear, "IZUKU, HE ESCAPED US! HE FIGURED OUT WHERE YA'LL WENT, AND HE IS ON HIS WAY TO THE BAR NOW!"

"Fuck, alright, let me-" Suddenly, I hear glass break. I turn to see Shouta with is quirk on. The glass breaking was the door from being slammed so hard. I hang it on Zashi.

Then, I do the only logical thing. I grab a nearby bottle, slam it on the ground, and scream, "SCATTER!"

All my classmates go around in different directions. The funniest was Iida because he uses his quirk to zip out of the door. However, I need to sacrifice myself now to fucking satan.

I run up and face him in a battle.

I can tell you I don't remember what happened after that! All I know is that I am now stuck in a collar and leash with Shouta shoving me around!