Prompt: These are just random things I wrote for Christmas. I didn't even remember this till I read through it again.

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"Shouta?"

"...what?"

"If I threw Christmas lights around your neck, can you use it like your scarf?"

"Why are you curious?"

"I want to see you be a top for once and wrap Hizashi up in Christmas lights."

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"Nemuri, you can do it. Just don't do it around me because I consider it disgusting."

Did she listen? No. Nemuri puts the mistletoe above those two gays, and they start making out.

"If I wanted to see this, I would do this myself by going to Endeavor's house and make out with Todoroki."

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"Um, listener, didn't you eat an entire meal for three two hours ago?"

"Yes."

"And you're already eating again?"

"You judging me, Hizashi?"

"No no no! Eat all you want!"

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"This is the wrong person to be wrapping the lights around. Or attempting to choke for that matter. At least I got my answer!"

"I don't know whether I should be worried that you aren't affected by this or that you turned this into a positive somehow."

"The world shall never know!"

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"I hate this game."

"You hate it because you're losing in a luck-based game when you have no luck."

"No shit, Sho. I want to win."

"Isn't that what your generation calls 'petty?'"

"Yes. This game is petty."

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"Nemuri, your chances of finding love tonight is lower than me winning this fucking game unless you're interested in Snipe or Yagi."

"Depends, is your mom in town?"

"No? The fuck?"

"Then, I have no chances. I already tried both of them. Yagi is too innocent to notice any of my advances, and Snipe and I broke up after a disagreement."

"Disagreement as in?"

"Who's top?"

"...that seems like a switching role."

"Please don't talk about your sex life around Iz, Nemuri."

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"LET ME OUT OF YOUR STUPID LIGHTS, OR I WILL COOK YOUR CAT AS THE CHINESE DO!"

"I thought you would threaten the cat quicker. The longer you complain, the longer you will be locked out of the labs."

"That's child abuse."

"It's child abuse that I let you in there in the first place."

"My alter ego says otherwise."

"Illegal."

"It's only illegal if it gets caught."

"You are in a room with three proheroes."

"That would ruin the agreement about the students not being allowed to talk about our relationship; therefore, you can't."

"Why do you use your intelligence in the wrong places?"

"They may be wrong for you, but they work out bloody fantastic for me."