Prompt: Squad vacation. Aizawa. Catnip. Lazer pointer
I gave it my best shot.

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Fuck, where am I?

AND WHY THE FUCK AM I ON AN UNFAMILIAR FLOOR?! DISGUSTING!

I jump up to find myself slightly woozy because I got up way too fast, but I snap out of it after taking a deep breath. I look around, and the first thing I notice is that I am in a hotel room. A very clean hotel room from what I see. Nothing stands out of place.

The second, and more vital thing, is that I see Shouta, Hizashi, and Nemuri knocked out on the floor.

I am not willing to admit that I am becoming nervous.

I walk over to Shouta and kick him lightly at the leg, "Wake up, Sh-" I considered using his name, but I don't know what's going on, and I'm not willing to throw us in a ditch.

Slowly, he groans as he looks up at me, "Kid, where the hell are we?"

"Bold of you to assume I know where we are. Wake him up." Shouta huffs as he goes to wake Hizashi up.

Meanwhile, I kick Nemuri awake, "Iz- what the hell, stop kicking me! I'm awake!"

"I'm bored," I mumble as I help her up reluctantly.

That's when the TV on the dresser turns on, "Hello everybody! It's me, Principal Nezu!"

I spin around faster than Ingenium can run to see Nezu on that stupid screen, "Oh shit, he's the UA traitor!"

"As Izuku will probably joke, I am not the UA traitor."

"Fuck, that's creepy." Logically, I hide behind Hizashi as he can blast the TV if needed.

"I would first like to apologize for using sleeping gas on Aizawa, Present Mic, and Midnight. Unfornutually, that did not work for Izuku, so I had to drug his food. You four overwork yourselves, so I decided to force you all on paid vacation! For the night, you are not allowed to work! You must relax and have fun. I brought multiple items that each of you to enjoy. If you break out, know that I will be forced to fire all of you. Now, have fun! Oh, and I made sure to have your room deep-cleaned, Izuku. Now later!"

The TV turns off, and the first thing I do is check all the doors and rooms. Of course, the rat locked everything. However, Nezu is right on that there is a variety of things to do. There is two bedrooms with a king-size bed in each, a living room/kitchen, and a bathroom.

Nezu had to do it tonight, huh? Whatever.

"Hey, Izuku! If it makes you feel any better, all the fridge and cabinets are stocked with food!" Hizashi hollers while I check sanitation.

"Fucking bless! I'll survive the singular night!" I praise as I come out to join them in the living room.

Nemuri purrs, "Don't be so dramatic, Izu. We all probably need it. You especially."

"I don't know what you're talking about," I mutter as I flop on the couch.

Shouta sighs, "You work the hardest out of all of us, and don't deny it because I have seen piles of files you have to go through and the calls you have to do. You're also a kid-"

"Teenager."

"...teenager that usually does a lot of shit anyway. Either way, we all need this."

"Got it. I'm hungry, so I'm making dinner. Do what you want, " I state as I stand up.

Nemuri joins me in the kitchen," I'll help!"

What Nemuri means by help is she means that she is going to look through every cabinet while I actually fucking cook.

Suddenly, she whispers, "Hey, Izu, come look at this." I walk over to her to see her holding a box of catnip tea? Hold up, this is a thing? Wait, why of all things is that here? Nemuri seems to realize my questioning because she answers, "Shouta gets high off of this and starts acting like a cat."

"...how...what...how the hell would someone find this out?" Like, did he just get curious and decided to take a hit of catnip or what?

"An old friend of ours that he used to be close to told us. Apparently, his father had a cat quirk, so some things passed onto Sho."

"You know? That makes so much sense."

"Here, let me make it for him."

"And how do you plan on getting him to drink it?"

"He'll drink it if it's from you."

"Valid." Nemuri starts boiling the water as I continue dinner, which happens to be Katsudon. What do you expect? A few minutes later, she shoves a cup into my hands and pushes me out into the living room. I see Shouta and Hizashi cuddling up on the couch (not surprising), so I walk over and hand the cup to him.

"What's this, kid?" Shouta asks.

"Tea. I'll get yours in a sec, Zashi." I say as I walk back. Before I enter the kitchen, I see Shouta sip the tea. Wait, won't he taste it? Apparently not because he is still drinking it. Actually, he probably doesn't have tastebuds anyway if he ate ramen noodles the majority of his life. Oof.

I enter the kitchen to finish.

A few minutes later, I can hear laughter from the room. Hizashi calls, "Izuku, come check this out!"

I can tell you that nothing could have prepared me for the sight that I am seeing.

Shouta is laying across Hizashi and rubbing his face against the man's chest like a cat. All while purring mind you.

My reaction?

"My standards for him have dropped so low that I can't even comprehend it." Obviously, Nemuri and Hizashi were banking on my reaction because their laughter fills the entire room.

"My gosh, Izuku! That's so harsh!" Hizashi responds as he attempts to recover. Meanwhile, Shouta is saying nothing. He is all-in with his cat persona. However, he does sit up and starts running his hands through Hizashi's hair. I raise my hands up and leave the room to prepare the plates.

"I want nothing to do with this!" And I really don't. If he starts doing that to me, I will YEET him out of the fucking window without a single regret.

I finish the plates, set them on the counter, and scream, "Come eat!" I get a front-row seat of watching Nemuri drag Shouta in and shoving him into a seat.

Fuck. That means he can go after more than one person. Hopefully, Shouta sees me as a danger or something like that.

Hizashi comes in a moment later with a grin, "Looks great, Izu!"

"It fucking better. Otherwise, you can make your own shit."

"So rude!"

"I could be the main leader of 'Mean Girls.' What are you talking about?"

"You're not wrong."

Nemuri, meanwhile, is already eating, "This is amazing, Zu! Cook for me, please!"

I huff, "Come over and I will."

Then, she has to fucking purr, " Of course, darling."

"Underage." There's the glare now.

"Seriously?"

"Yes."

"Whatever."

I am surprised I haven't started eating yet, especially for the food whore I am.

Just as I am about to start eating, that's when I notice Shouta is watching me carefully. Wait, if I am actually an enemy to him, I'm locking myself in the bedroom and not coming out.

"Uh, does he do this to anybody?" I ask the two. Hizashi and Nemuri look at Shouta, and both of them shake their heads.

Hizashi gives me a confused look, "I have never seen him like this. Try eating, Izu." I do as he asks, and once I eat, Shouta looks content and begins to eat his own. "That's really odd. Be careful, Zu. I don't know what he sees you as. He's normally either affectionate, like with Nemuri and I, or attacks. Basically, sibling or enemy."

I groan, "My luck."

Throughout the meal, Shouta would look at up times to watch me eat before going back to enjoying his own. He does this Nemuri and Hizashi as well, but he does it way more with me.

After dinner, Hizashi carries his high boyfriend out, and Nemuri and I take care of the dishes. What's interesting is that Shouta came in to check on us a couple of times. He would look, then leave.

I'm starting to get stalker vibes from him, so I'm not exactly excited about that.

I was going to hide in the bedroom, but Nemuri forces me in the living room onto the armchair while giving me something.

"What's this?" I ask. I just want everyone to know that I have never owned a cat, so I don't know a lot about cats.

Nemuri sighs, "You really have never owned a pet, huh? This is a cat laser. Aim it on the ground." The fuck? I do as I am asked, and a red dot appears on the floor.

Instantly, it catches Shouta's attention. He glares it down for a minute.

Then, he fucking tries to jump it.

Hizashi chuckles, "Izuku, move it around." I give him a confused look, but I move it to the right.

Shouta follows it on all fours.

What the? Is this why people want cats? To watch them be idiots?

If so, I can get behind this.

I start moving the light everything, and Shouta quickly follows. A wide grin appears on my face as I move the laser off the floor onto the bed. The cat-boy hops on the bed and continues to follow nonstop. I lead the dot onto the wall, and he fucking climbs the wall! I really can't hide my laughter.

Finally, I push the limits to the roof. Literally.

I can't recover when Shouta tries to jump for it, but he falls on the couch. I put the laser away as my lungs hurt from laughter, and I can hear Nemuri and Hizashi somewhere around me.

MY GOSH, I SHOULD HAVE RECORDED THAT FOR BLACKMAIL! FUUUUUUUUCK!

As I am recovering, I see Shouta cuddling up with Hizashi again, but this time, he's watching me.

"Fuck, I didn't piss him off with the laser thing, did I?" I ask Nemuri as she is calming down. She looks at Shouta and gives me a confused look.

"What the hell did you do to him, Zu?"

"Nothing!"

"Obviously, you did something!"

"Please, I'm always doing something!"

Finally, Shouta makes his move. He gets off Hizashi's lap and starts approaching me.

I glare him down, "I swear to God if you are about to do what you did to those two, I am running."

Apparently, he takes that as a challenge because, before I can get a chance to react, he grabs me, lifts me up, and carries me to the bedroom.

My gosh. I scream at the top of my lungs, "SHO, WRONG PERSON! HELP!" Nemuri and Hizashi are assholes. They pull out their phones and start recording.

Shouta drops me on the bed and starts running his hands through my hair like he does when he's trying to get me to knock out, but it's early for this. I start to wrestle against him, but he doesn't give me a chance. He fucking pins me on the bed to do the stupid hair thing.

As I continue to struggle, Hizashi speaks up, but he struggles to talk through laughter, "Izu, I think I figured it out!"

"Don't leave me hanging. Tell me!" This makes him laugh harder. Nemuri must not know either because she's looking at him as well.

"He sees you as his kitten!"

"...what?" Shouta seems content with my hair because he pulls back and gets off of me. I attempt to sit up, but he uses his fucking quirk on me, making it clear that he doesn't want me to move.

Alright then.

Shouta leaves only to return to a water bottle. He opens it up, shoves it in my hands, and watches.

Hizashi and Nemuri are now fucking psychopaths as they aren't settling down. Thankfully, Hizashi explains, "Shouta sees you as his kid, so he's taking care of you like a kitten." I take a sip of water just settle the man down and hand it back. Content, Shouta sets the water bottle aside, lays beside me, and pulls me against his chest to cuddle.

"But I'm a teenager. Don't take a fucking picture unless you want to buy a new phone, you dipwads." I threaten. Both of them immediately put their phones away.

"He sees you as a kitten. Probably because of your height." OH, HIZASHI DID NOT JUST GO THERE!

"FIGHT ME, BITCH!" Shouta, seemingly done with my complaining, hisses - you read that right - at Hizashi and Nemuri.

Nemuri sighs, "That's so sweet. He's so protective of you, Izuku! You don't even realize what you have!"

"Pain and suffering."

Hizashi grabs Nemuri to drag her out, "I think we should get out before we die. Night, Izu!"

"WAIT, I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP YET!"

"TOO BAD, SHOUTA SAYS OTHERWISE!"

"HE SHOULD BE MAKING YOUR ASS SLEEP, NOT ME!" Another hiss from Shouta leads to Hizashi and Nemuri going out and closing the door behind them. I try to get out of the grip, but Shouta is not letting me move. I growl, " Screw you, Sho- ow!"

Apparently, cat Shouta can still flick me on the head.

When I am quiet for long enough, he pulls me closer with a sigh. I was probably damaging his hearing with the screaming, but oh well.

Shouta is luckier than a kid finding a four-leaf clover that I like him.

Time for a long night of boredom!