Prompt: Izuku bounces back after the rejection.Yeah, it's been a while, but it's finally here. I didn't have an idea for it, but now I do.

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After a week, I am back together. And I am SPITEFUL!

Did these motherfuckers really think that they could get away with taking my hero license and expect me to go on my knees like a dog? What ridiculous thinking! Hell, even the thing with All Might was dumb! They should have known better, but that's a big ass NOPE!

They may have knocked me over for a hot second, but I am back, and it's time for me to reenter the scenes! I've been working on my plan all day, and it is starting to bloom in front of me now.

When I come out of my room dressed up, I grin when I see the TV had switched to the cameras in front of UA (it does that whenever the cameras catch something suspicious, so it's a nice feature Nezu added in this case). In the video, there would be many news people waiting for their next big hit.

"What the hell is the media doing here? It's after school hours," Shouta complains as he glares at the screen.

"Oh, that's for me!" I announce, and everyone looks at me like I have lost it. You know what? Maybe I have! However, since the media's opinion no longer matters to me as I am no longer play by the HC's rules, I have every right.

"Why? When did you even get into contact with them?"

"I got into contact with them this morning!" I happily explain as I strut over to the window reflection and check to make sure that I look great, "As for why, it's a surprise!"

"Okay...is this a smart idea?" I fix a couple of curls on my head. Otherwise, I am looking great.

"It is to me."

Shouta sighs, "Just don't get arrested."

"I don't plan on it. I still have to be the best man at your wedding, after all! Now, if you'll excuse me, the world is waiting for me!" I head outside, but then remember something and pop my head back in, "By the way, if you would like to watch live, you can watch on literally any news channel. I invited them all!"

I don't give them a chance to react as I pop out. I have a show to start!

I make my way to the front of UA, and goddamn, I can already hear them. Nonetheless, I keep a big smile on my face as I step into the cameras. I guess they remember my warning from last time because they go quiet as soon as they see me.

"Hello everyone! I have a big announcement to make, especially to the Hero Commission. I hope they read their emails this morning. If not...well, the internet exists for a reason. Enough rambling, though. You want to know why I am all here."

I look directly into the cameras and keep an even yet happy tone,

"Hero Commission. I have acknowledged your rejection for allowing me to become a hero. However, I am going to have to reject your rejection. I shall start my patrol in downtown Musutafu at 6 AM sharp tomorrow morning! You may be questioning the legality of this and probably already sending your watchdogs to arrest me, but I promise that this is completely legal. I will not go into every law here, but I will go over the most obvious laws here. If you would like to see every law that you are considering arresting me for defended, I have done so on IzukusBigFU.com.

The definition of vigilantism is someone that uses their quirk illegally. It does not go beyond that. You can not arrest someone without a quirk under that law unless you are a dumbass. Even if you do arrest me for that, or any of these laws for that matter, expect me to be free in 24 hours.

All that I will use weapon-wise have specifically been approved by the HC and Japan's Defense for self-defense.

Speaking of self-defense, as long as someone is fighting and I am attacked in some form, it is self-defense.

Any support gear that I will be using for mobility and such have been approved for this use.

There are more, of course, but you can read all about it and the details on IzukusBigFU.com.

With all that said, I would like to mention that the reason I am doing this is because I want to help people and to prove that quirkless are capable people. I don't need a license to help people or prove my point. I only need a license to use a quirk. I only got it to prove my credentials, but I guess it is useless. Actually, here."

I pull out my wallet and find my hero license easily. Once I pull my license out and put my wallet back in my back pocket, I tear it up on camera.

I pick up the pieces and show them to the cameras,

"There we go! That's more like it! I didn't want to, but the card is invalid anyway. That's my way of calling the HC invalid due to quirk discrimination!

I have one more thing I have to mention. If the Hero Commission decides to send heroes after me, I would just like them to be aware beforehand that those same heroes could be going after an actual villain instead of someone just wanting to make a difference.

That's all I have to say! I'll see you all tomorrow at 6 am!"

I withdraw back into UA before they have a chance to question me. I rather not answer their questions. Other than that, I consider that a successful speech!

I go back to the teacher's dorm, and I don't even have to go inside to hear Nezu's cackling. I'm not shocked.

Once I actually go inside, I hear Hizashi's and Nemuri's loud mouths along with a few other chuckles. It takes them a moment to realize that I am back.

"IZUKU, YOU PSYCHO CHILD!" Hizashi wheezes out as he pounds on the table, "YOU BRILLIANT MENACE OF SOCIETY!"

Nemuri nods in agreement, trying to settle down, "We need more people like you in the world! We would have less problems!"

"Hell naw! Sure, he doin good, but we don't need more of em!" Snipe argues.

Nezu raises a paw, bring the attention to himself, "Whatever you believe, Izuku did an amazing job defending himself and starting a legal rebellion."

All the teachers agree to the point of starting an applause.

Being the kind person I am, I bow, "Thank you, thank you! As much as I would like to celebrate, it's time for me to leave before the HC starts chasing me down!"

"Hold up, what?" Shouta suddenly blurts out, "What do you mean by you're leaving?"

"I mean that I'm leaving! I don't need to make UA's rep worse now!" I call back to while I am walking to my dorm. I go to my room and start packing my bag when I hear Shouta come in behind me.

"Izuku, are you kidding me? If I knew this was part of the plan, I would at least have had more time to prepare."

I turn to him with furrowed brows, "What are you talking about?"

Shouta looks at me as if I am the dumbest thing he has ever laid his eyes on, "Do you think I'm going to let you go around by yourself with a declaration like that?"

"No, but you can. Look, I already know where I am going to hang out. I ain't going far. I'm just staying at another place."

"Where?"

"Bakugo's parents!" I return to packing.

"Alright, not the dumbest thing you have said, but how long is this going to last?"

"I don't know, man. I deny they are ever going to give me my license back unless shit hits the fan and they truly need me. Though, with what is going on with the villains, I think I'll get it back soon enough. This was the best time to do it."

Shouta sighs, and I just know that he is pinching the bridge of his nose, "You have to text me multiple times a day."

"Alright."

"And call me once."

"Okay."

"And I have to come see you once a week."

"You're really clingy, Shouta."

"And you are a menace to society, Izuku." I hear two knocks, and I turn around to find Hizashi and Nemuri at my doorway.

Hizashi smiles, "If you ever need a place to stay, you can go to one of my mansions."

"Or to my normal apartment," Nemuri adds.

I click my tongue, "You know, I considered asking you that, Zashi. However, then I realize that it might be too obvious, thus, Bakugo's parents. Besides, Bakugo's mom has been wanting me to visit anyway, and now I can now that Bakugo is here!"

Hizashi laughs, "That sounds about right!"

"You just keep Shouta company for me, alright? He's not used to having not having to deal with an inconvenience."

"Can do!" Shouta just rolls his eyes.

"Of course, kiddo!" Nemuri says with a grin.

I close my case and pick it up, "Welp, I better get going. If they come by, just say I died."

Shouta grabs the back of my jacket and pushes me forward, "I'm taking you there. You two say bye to Izuku."

"Bye, Izuku!" The two exclaim as Shouta and I head out.

And if Shouta gives me a tight hug before shoving me at the Bakugos, I am not the one to say.

You want to know something?

In one month of being a 'legal' hero, the Hero Commission will come to me at their knees begging for me to become a hero again with my licenses at hand. I will negotiate a bunch of shit from them including pay.

I truly become the predator in this relationship, especially after All Might is forced to apologize publicly in order for me to actually work for them again.

Oh, and did I mention that I will have the power to tell heroes what they need to do, and, if they disobey me, they get 24 hours in jail?

WHO IS THE ALPHA NOW, BITCHES?! ME!

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Author's Notes

This is a short chapter, but I thought this was a funny way to do things. :)