Prompt: we see more of the 1-a chat and the teachers
I was going to do this in the story itself, but it didn't make the cut obviously.
From Discord...I have no idea how to do your name mate, but alright.

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Teacher's Chat

Ectoplasm: I'm heading to the store. Does anybody need anything?

Izu: Bring me with you!

Snipe: I thought we got rid of dis darn kid!

Ectoplasm: You're banned, remember?

Izu: FIRST OFF, OFFENDED! I AM A TEACHER ASSISTANT; THEREFORE, I CAN BE HERE! SECOND, AM NOT!

Aizawa: Yes you are.

All Might: ayonhhesyod yo uattg?rWyngioro'c t iMt

Izu: Someone get this man a bigger phone or kick him out of here.

Cementoss: All Might is with me, and he's asking why Izuku can't go to the store. He has brought him multiple times without problems.

Aizawa: Which one?

Cementoss: Walmart?

Vlad King: ALL MIGHT, YOU DUMBASS!

Aizawa: Izuku, what did you do?

Izu: Bold of you to assume that I did something. If anything, you should be blaming All Might for bringing me and then forgetting me!

Snipe: How in tarnations can you forget a brat like Izuku?!

Cementoss: He has no idea.

Izu: He's getting old. Don't worry, Snip.

Snipe: Snipe.

Izu: Snip snip.

Aizawa: Heading your way Izuku. You did something.

Izu: What are you going to do? Spank me?

Midnight: Kinky.

Present Mic: Not the time, Nem!

Aizawa: I will hang you upside down.

Izu: Fuck. Fine. I broke the entire electronics section.

Present Mic: Izuku, just so you know, he stopped to sigh.

Aizawa: Did you pay for them?

Izu: No, but Endeavor did!

Nezu: Izuku, I told you to keep purchases a minimum on that.

Aizawa: What are you two talking about?

Power Loader: Nezu let Izuku do whatever he wanted in my lab for the day for some reason. Izuku managed to make a credit card that is connected to Endeavor's bank account.

Izu: No. Todoroki gave me his dad's credit card that day.

Power Loader: Then who is the other card?

Izu: Death Arms.

Aizawa: And nobody tried to stop him?

Power Loader: No.

Nezu: Why would I?

Cementoss: I know this is useless against you, but All Might says that 'that isn't very heroic, young Midoriya.'

Izu: It's heroic if it's karma.

Present Mic: Cheers to that!

Aizawa: No. You are horrible influences.

Izu: Dadzawa?

Aizawa: Aren't you supposed to be grading papers?

Izu: They're done.

Ectoplasm: Not to interrupt the conversation, but I just realized that Izuku's picture is on the door of Walmart saying 'Don't Let In.'

Izu: Oh yeah! That's at every Walmart in Japan and on their website too!

Aizawa: That's not a good thing, Izuku.

Present Mic: Any attention is good attention!

Aizawa: Zashi, can you shut up? He's just going to use that against me.

Izu: Any attention is good attention!

Aizawa has logged off.

Present Mic: Izu, we might have to move out.

Midnight: You two are on your own to deal with him.

Izu has logged off.

Present Mic has logged off.

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I'm Fucking Bored So I Created This Chat

Queen Bitch: But she caught me on the counter!

Sanic: What are you talking about, Izuku? Is something going on?!

Queen Bitch: But she caught me on the counter!

Momo: What is going on?

Sanic: I don't know. Izuku isn't telling me anything.

Queen Bitch: But she caught me on the counter!

Multiple people have logged on.

Pikachu: It wasn't me!

Queen Bitch: Saw me banging on the sofa!

Alien Queen: It wasn't me!

Queen Bitch: I even had her in the shower!

FlexSeal: It wasn't me!

Sanic: This is inappropriate content! This room is for classroom discussion!

Queen Bitch: She even caught me on camera!

Uravity: It wasn't me!

Sanic: You're not going to stop, are you?

Queen Bitch: She saw the marks on my shoulder!

The Rock: It wasn't me!

Sanic has logged off.

Momo has logged off.

Queen Bitch: Saw me bangin' on the sofa!

Earphone Jack: It wasn't me!

Queen Bitch: Heard the screams get louder!

Queen Bitch: It wasn't me!

Queen Bitch: She stayed until it was over!

Queen Bitch: Honey came in and she caught me red-handed, creeping with the girl next door!

Queen Bitch: Picture this, we were both butt naked, banging on the bathroom floor!

Queen Bitch: I had tried to keep her from what she was about to see!

Queen Bitch: Why should she believe me when I told her it wasn't me!

Queen Bitch: IT WASN'T ME!

Queen Bitch: That's a wrap, folks! Gotta go before Shouta or Iida gets my ass!

Queen Bitch has logged off.