I can tell you that meeting Midnight was not on my to-do list. However, I won't miss out on this opportunity. I heard she is the gossip queen at the school, and I need some on Aizawa.

"Oh, you must be Midoriya!" I hear a seductive voice. I turn around to see Midnight.

Honestly, I need to describe Midnight to you because I have no idea how she is a teacher here. I am not lying when I say her costume is a fucking dom outfit. I don't have a problem with it, but I would suspect that to get some parent complaints. It doesn't help that she has a sexy body. It's not to be a pervert, but it's the truth. Heck, her name is the +18 Hero: Midnight! Then, she has this gorgeous long black hair with bright red lipstick and mask.

We should probably focus on the conversation.

"Izuku Midoriya at your service! And you are obviously Midnight. Nice to meet you! However, how do you know me?"

Midnight smirks, "Shouta complains about you a lot. Speaking of him, you need to go to him, right?" Alright, so good to know that they are close based on first names.

"Yeah, he has Eri, and I want her back. Oh, and I want some gossip on him while we walk."

"Oh, oh, oh, you want to use it against him?" She starts leading the way as she giggles.

"Obviously, but first, I want you to confirm something with me: does he love Present Mic?" Midnight looks at me with a particular look in her eyes.

"You solved that quickly."

"He complains too much about the man for there not to be something there."

"I'm impressed already! They have been like that for fifteen years!" I suddenly stop to cover my mouth to keep from screaming. I am still loud a minute later.

"Are you fucking kidding me?!" I know what I need to do now.

"Uh-huh! I have tried multiple times, but they are both so hard-headed! It's like watching a soap opera!" Now that is just sad.

"Alright, I have an idea. Give me your number, and we will discuss plans to get them together."

"Seriously?!" I see the excitement already as Midnight pulls out her phone.

"Yip yip!" I take her phone, enter the number, and hand it back.

"Are you trying to flirt with me, or do you go by your given name?" Midnight purrs.

"I go by my given name."

"You can call me Kayama then. This is your drop-off point." I look to see Aizawa standing outside of the door against the wall, and I can't help my nerves as I start shaking. Where is Eri?

"See you later, Kayama!" I say with less enthusiasm than usual as I go to him. I hear her say goodbye, but it slips my mind, "Where is Eri?"

"With Eri's permission, I have her inside the room with the students for an experiment. I told them to leave her alone, but they are failing miserably." I can hear all the student's excited voices inside; however, I am proud to announce that I can listen to her sassy voice inside.

"Didn't Sho tell you to leave me alone?" Eri says with her soft voice through the door. They must be surrounding her because I hear a slight hesitance in her voice. I reach in my pockets and grip my weapons.

"If they start something, you can stop them. Don't kill them." Aizawa informs me.

"If they fuck with Eri, they are going to be choked out with hesitation," I say, but I make sure to use a different tone, so I don't sound like Virus.

"I can expel them."

"That's something," I mutter.

For the first few minutes, everyone was going okay. I wanted to walk in there multiple times because the students are getting close, but Aizawa keeps threatening to hide her from me, so I have to hold myself back.

However, Eri ends up picking on the wrong person.

"Why he look angry?" I assume she is pointing at somebody, but I can't see.

"I AM NOT ANGRY!" I stiffen up and grip my weapons tighter. Oh fuck, I can recognize that voice even if I was deaf for 30 years. Aizawa must have noticed my reaction because he is standing up now.

"You're reaction says otherwise, though." Eri, sweetheart, you're cute. However, not everyone sees it like the boy you are challenging. She really has been around me too much if she is picking fights like this. Maybe she thinks the class will defend her? I don't know.

Suddenly, I hear an explosion from inside. I react purely on instinct. My body moves faster than my fucking brain.

I burst into the room with my weapons at hand, zoom to the back of the room, and wrap them around a certain boy's wrists. Before he has a chance to react, I pull him out of his seat and pin him to the back wall.

I growl, "I don't care what you were doing. You don't use your quirk around Eri," I face the class, "Back off of her. You're overwhelming her." The students around her back off immediately. I wouldn't usually use my ability like this, but damn, I want them off of her. I let go of the boy against the wall and unravel the rope weapon. Wrong move on my part as he spins around. The moment he sees me, he gets way too close for my liking. It pisses me off more because he leans down to my height.

"What the hell are you doing here, Deku?!" I grin predatory.

"Midoriya, don't-" Too later, Eraser. Taking the distraction, I grab his wrist, spin him around, and punch him in certain places of his back. With that, he collapses. I hear a sigh from Aizawa, "You better not have injured him permanently."

I am too happy to care! I have finally gotten revenge on my childhood bully! Say hello to Bakugo Katsuki; that one asshole that everyone seems to crush on for some dumb reason!

Like, I'm cuter, people.

Anyway, Bakugo has this spikey blonde hair, red eyes, and a resting bitch face. His UA uniform isn't even tucked in, making him look more like an ass. His quirk matches his explosive personality: explosion! Yeah, a hero in this school has an explosion quirk! Yet, in Minecraft, you're considered a damn troll if you use TNT.

What kind of BS is that? Like, I have marks to prove he has used his quirk on me! However, because I am quirkless, I don't matter.

Oh, if you only knew how many bitches I have killed! Whatever.

A rather loud student interrupts, "Aizawa-sensei, sir, shouldn't you be capturing him? He has injured a student! And who is he?" Capture now, ask questions later. I mean, that isn't the wrong order. I still consider it annoying.

Wait, blue hair, black eyes, similar looks, engine quirk. That's Ingenium's brother! Oh shit!

Before Aizawa has a chance to say anything, Eri stands and wanders in front of the boy with her arms crossed.

Eri huffs, "That's Izu! He didn't hurt meanie! He only para-para-, Izu, what's the word?" Oh my gosh, she is precious. I can see the stars in some of the student's eyes.

My mood takes a one-eighty when I smile, "Paralyzed."

"Paralyzed! He will be normal in a few minutes!" Eri exclaims as she wanders over to me and pats me on the leg, " He just protecting me!" Jeez, she can probably rule the world with her cuteness. I hear Aizawa sigh as he drags himself to the front. Then, he glares at me.

"Want to introduce yourself?" Aizawa asks in that tired voice. I nod as I take Eri's hand and go to the front next to him. With a grin, I pull out my weapon of choice with one hand while still having Eri's hand in the other.

A yo-yo. I always use it as a conversation starter.

"Yo yo, what's up? I'm Izuku Midoriya: Detective and UA detective now, Eri's father, and Aizawa's husband!" I feel Aizawa whack me upside the head.

"Ignore the last part. Everything else is correct. Since he is staying here, feel free to ask questions." This man has the nerve to go to the corner of his room, crawl in his sleeping bag, and pass out. He left me with hooligans. I sigh as I see everyone looking at me with reluctance.

"Damn, ya'll suck. I'm not about to eat ya'll. Just raise your hand, and I'll answer what I can." I mean, I can kill, but I'm not supposed to reveal that.

Immediately, lots of people raise their hands. I adjust the glasses on my face and decide to choose Ingenium's brother first because of curiosity.

"How did you paralyze Bakugo, and how long should we suspect him out of commission, Midoriya, sir?" Oh, that professionalism is going to kill me.

"I used chi-blocking on him, and probably a minute or so. I recommend the skill to anyone, but it's dangerous because you can permanently paralyze someone if you aren't careful."

"Then why do you use it on him?"

"First off, not your turn. However, I'll answer it only to fix everybody's curiosity. I have a few years of practice under my belt. I know exactly where to hit. Next, let's go with-"

"ME, YOU BASTARD!" Bakugo growls as he goes back to his seat. I pull Eri close to me as I stare him down.

"Alright. What?"

"What the hell are you doing here?!"

"I'm on the new case here. I am a top detective. Now straighten out your damn attitude, and let me answer without the hormones coming out! Kermit, you're next!" I am not lying when I say this girl looks like Kermit. She has a frog quirk from what I can tell, and her green hair matches mine, so I may have fell for that.

"HEY-!" Ignore him, everybody.

"Should you be cursing in front of Eri-chan?"

"No, but I taught her early on what words she shouldn't use. I have no self-restraint. Next, Spikey Red." The boy I chose has spikey red hair, red eyes, and sharp teeth.

"You are so manly! What did you use to restrain him?" I pull out my yo-yo once again and show the class.

I have been holding off explaining this for far too long. You know those bands that you snap on your wrist, and they become a bracelet? Imagine that and Aizawa's scarf had a baby. That would be the yo-yo!

When I became Aizawa's student, I had to learn how to use his scarf. However, I kind of hated it because I wanted to immediately knock people out. With some experimenting and fighting Aizawa, I came up with the yo-yo that I'm allowed to keep on me for a weapon!

The yo-yo part itself is metal with a mirror on each side so I can blind or stalk people behind me. The string is made up of a flexible but durable metal that lets me do the snapping thing. It extends about 15 feet (4.7 meters), so I can get some attacks in at midrange. At the end of the string, there is a loop that goes around my wrist along with a solid metal piece with a switch. When I press the switch, it brings it back to me.

While Aizawa's scarf is used for trapping his opponents, the yo-yos are used for bringing the people closer or trip them up. From there, I approach to knock them out. Of course, if the pussys keep running, I can swing at their head to give them a concussion, at least!

The best part is that it's portable in my pockets, so I don't look suspicious as fuck when I arrive in a tuxedo and scarf that doesn't match!

Now that you know my weapon, I won't tell you my response to Spikey Red. It's the same thing.

After some answering some questions and guaranteeing that I am Aizawa's husband (I'll fix that later when he starts dating Present mic), I head out with Eri while leaving Aizawa with some hyper students.

I'm such a good friend!

However, I am surprised they didn't ask about my quirk. I guess I distracted them enough to forget about that.

---

As Virus, I have one goal tonight: I need to kill a traitor.

Think of it as a little threat that says, 'bitch, you leave the squad, you're dead to me literally!'

The good news for me is that I know exactly who to go to for that!

"Dabi, I need to kill a bitch!" I exclaim as I enter the base as Virus. Dabi is currently in the kitchen with Himiko and my Mom. Eri is now at the other home with Aizawa

Mom snaps, "Izuku, language!" I huff but remain quiet. I would like to mention my mom said nothing about the killing part. You know she is too used to it when she says nothing about it.

Dabi looks up at me with a bored look, "And you're telling me why?"

"I need you to get me in your battle tournament. One of them is there."

He grunts, "Fine."

Himiko perks up, "Can I watch?!"

I smirk, "Sure, why not?"

---

I get that I can be scary to civilians.

However, for villains to move out of my way when I enter? I didn't think so. Heck, the dude in front didn't even stop me from entering! I didn't need Dabi as a backup to let me in!

I approach the counter where I sign up to fight, " Is there somebody with a quirk that can throw themselves around like a swingball?"

"Y-yes, why?" Obviously, this boy is not a full-fledged villain.

"Set me up with him." He doesn't even hesitate to do so! From what I heard, this man is now a top fighter here.

Too bad, he is about to die! Wait.

I turn to Dabi, "I can kill people, right?"

"Yeah." He responds. Alright then.

After a few minutes of waiting, I am standing outside the ring.

"Have fun, Virus!" Himiko encourages.

"Will do!"

Then, the announcer comes on.

"TO THE LEFT, WE HAVE THE TOP TIER FIGHTER SLINGY!" Slingy? What a shit name. I hear the crowd roar in excitement, "TO THE RIGHT, WE HAVE- WAIT, AM I READING THIS RIGHT? I AM? OH GAWD! SAY HELLO TO THE TOP VIGILANTE IN JAPAN, VIRUS!"

Grinning under my mask, I enter the now silent playing field. I look up to see my opponent shaking in his boots.

"V-virus, what are you d-d-doing here?" He asks.

"Oh, you know, showing what will happen when someone leaves my team." I watch him go pale. Good.

Make him suffer the consequences.

The announcer takes a moment "AND BEGIN!"

I remain still as 'Slingy' throws himself at me at top speeds.

Not fast enough for this bitch.

I slide to the left, and when the right moment comes, I reach and grab his left arm. He screams as I electrocute him and tighten my grip, so the claws dig deep into his arm, but I'm not done. Using the moment he had created, I swing him around and slam him into the wall. I don't give him a chance as I zoom forward and kick him in the ribs. The shattering bones can be heard as I do so multiple times. He starts to cough up blood, pleading for mercy, yet I make him suffer further. I dislocate every limb from his body. By the end, he is unconscious.

Taking the chance, I slam my claws through his skull to officially kill him. I step back to admire my work. Then, I face the audience.

"If anyone tries to leave the Mafia, this is what will happen to you. I will make sure to have you suffer as long as possible."

With my finishing statement, I leave the place covered in blood with Dabi and Himiko.