WARNING - Mentioned Cannibalism, Violence

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"INTO THE UNKNOWN!- OH, SHIT!"

Imagine this being your first words when you come into a villain hideout that you have no information on. I'll tell you based on first-hand information that this is a dumb idea. A very dumb idea.

Like, my kind of dumb idea.

When Kurogiri gives birth to me through the portal, I'm thankfully not being dropped anywhere high, where I will break my beautiful muscular legs. Instead, it is somewhere short. I manage to land correctly on a wooden floor and instantly look up to take in my surroundings.

. . .

HOME SWEET HOME!

Okay, that's dramatic.

We are in an all-wooden bar with only a couple of people. This has to be their hideout due to the lack of customers and windows.

Basically, they can murder me right here without anybody knowing it as they walk past unless they hear the screams of torture. Even then, we are probably in the trash part of town. If this is the kind of shit you are into, this is the place for you!

I am not, though.

Alright, so who's here? We have groping hand boy, Kurogiri, the guy who is into cannibalism, beef-head, and that's it-

THUMP.

That's gas boy's body crashing beside me. He's probably alive thinking about it. Eh, I'll stomp his skull in a moment.

Groping hand boy is Shigaraki Tomura, the leader of the League of Legends group. From what I heard from Father Stain, he tried to use Stain for his plan to fuck up Hosu. That's why Stain and Nomus were in the same place at the same time. Anyway, Stain was able to take both Shigaraki and Kurogiri without a problem, so I do have a chance despite the other idiots here. Shigaraki has a decaying quirk where if he touches something, it turns to dust in his hands. Unfortunately, Stain is crappy AF about giving me info, so I'm currently assuming that it requires five-point contact like a lot of other quirks. Shigaraki also has a similar goal to Stain where he wants to screw over the present, but he wants to do that by killing All Might. That's why the man was at the USJ; it was to kill All Might.

Shigaraki certainly isn't wrong to believe that killing All Might will screw us over. The hero society relies heavily on him. Kill him, and all hell will break loose.

Kurogiri is the one person I respect in the group purely because he is in the Mafia. Even then, I would still respect him because he has manners, unlike the rest of these losers. He's wearing a suit for christ sakes! Everyone else is either wearing PJs or workout gear!

The cannibalistic guy is Moonfish. He's a unique guy because he recently got broke out of prison by this group, I assume. He wears a fucking straitjacket, and the only thing showing is his teeth because of his quirk. His teeth literally grow swords! He can stab a hoe with them! He doesn't need to see! Fuck, he doesn't even need his fucking arms because they are tied down! I'm saying not to underestimate him. He knows how to fight.

We have not seen beef-head at all at this point. Beef-head is Muscular, a buffed up version of Bakugo missing an eye. Like, he has the same hair-color, attitude, and everything! The only difference is that this is a villain, and the quirk is something actually to worry about.

Before you ask, yes. I am calling Bakugo's 'all-powerful' quirk irrelevant. TAKE THAT SOCIETY!

Back on the relevant topic, Muscular's quirk is Muscle Augmentation. He can make his muscles fibers stronger to the point that they can't be contained in his skin. This may seem minor, but let me tell you the benefits of this quirk. With this quirk, he can make himself stronger and faster to the point I believe he can be one of the few people that might have a chance against All Might. He would still lose due to All Might's experience, but if the quirk is in the right hands, it can cause some serious damage that even Flex Seal can't fix. I believe he can use these fibers as a defensive mechanism as well. If I were to stab him with a knife, it would hurt, but it wouldn't do a lot of damage to him. I know him because he is known as 'The Carnal Murderer.' Muscular has killed some bitches without being arrested.

Gas-Boy is Mustard. You know how he works, but he's going to be irrelevant in a moment. Now that you have the scene let's continue.

I make the most logical move at the moment: I put my foot on top of Mustard's head before stomping on his helmet, smashing it along with his head in the process. Thank above the blood will stay mostly in his helmet - nevermind, it's running on the floor. I'll step back from there.

This may seem impulsive, and that's partially true because this is me. The reason I did this is that if Mustard was to wake up during my communication/fight and uses his quirk, I'm fucked. This is especially true because I am in an enclosed room.

Killing Mustard actually worked out in my favor. Moonfish is on the ground cleaning up the remains. This isn't personally my cup of tea, but if it keeps him busy, alright.

"So this is who Virus sent? I don't recognize him unless he is Virus. Wouldn't surprise me for how he arrived," Shigaraki says with a sinister voice as he scratches his neck. That's unhygienic.

Of course, I snap, "OFFENDED! I AM IZUKU MIDORIYA, VIRUS'S RIGHT-HAND MAN!" I ain't going to give him the whole truth obviously. Yet. I'll give him the news when I feel the moment is right.

"Whatever. It proves that we have a mole in the League, so which one of you is it?!" That's one way of figuring that out. At least we know that Shigaraki is kind of smart. I am only saying kind of because he picked me up of all people, and my people are more than capable of defending themselves anyway. This is especially true for the main squad.

Wait... picking me up was the best decision as I don't have my gear. I might have trouble here. Okay, Izuku, get your big boy undies on and figure out how to get the fuck out of this situation.

"You already know I am a mole!" I deserve a whack upside the head for that one. I really am a dumbass. A smart dumbass, but my dumbassery is shining through like a light in hell.

"Do you have any idea of how to shut up, brat?!" Shouldn't this be the time for Shigaraki to kill me? He has Muscular to kill me right now, especially as the bar is small AF. The only reason why he wouldn't is that he doesn't want the place destroyed.

"No. If I did, my life would be so much easier! Are you going to do anything to me, or am I just going to sit here?"

Yeah, that triggers him because the kid tries to attack me! I AIN'T STANDING FOR THIS DISRESPECT!

The moment Shiggy is close enough, I punch him hard in the face. A loud clunk later, and he is on the ground bleeding onto the poor floor.

Wait, is he alive?

I bend down and reluctantly check for a pulse. Oh, he is! A moment of thinking later, I reach down, grab his head, and twist it until I hear a satisfying snap fill the room.

Well, Groper certainly doesn't have a pulse now!

Before you ask, yes. I just killed the whole point of the story in the last four lines or shit like that.

CAN YOU BLAME ME?! LOOK, THE WHOLE PROBLEM WITH EVERY ANIME IS THAT THE CHARACTER ALWAYS FEELS SYMPATHY AT THE LAST SECOND, AND THE PERSON HAS A CHANCE TO GET FREE! EITHER THAT OR THE CHARACTER IS JUST AN ABSOLUTE IDIOT! I'M SAVING YOU GUYS SO MUCH READING TIME RIGHT NOW, SO YOU'RE FUCKING WELCOME!

WE EVEN ALREADY HAVE OUR DISPOSABLE BIN MOONFISH-wait. I should kill him too. I mean, he's on the floor innocent anyway so...

STOMP STOMP STOMP!

Alright, so Moonfish is down!

"Seriously, Izuku?" Kurogiri says with a sigh. To be honest, I think he's more concerned about the floor than the actual people. I can't blame him. Who wants to babysit a psych ward and a guy who always wants to be touched? Certainly not me!

"I don't know what you expected."

"You know who the real leader of the League of Villains is, yes?"

"All for One? Yes. He can spread his legs for me now because I will beat his ass." Not literally because I wouldn't want anything to do with him in general, but it's just to say he sucks compared to me.

"Your ego is going to be the death of you."

"No, my stupidity is going to be the death of me." Kurogiri simply sighs at that statement.

Then, static can be heard from the television for a moment. Then, it becomes clear as day.

"I should have known you were the mole, Kurogiri," Says a voice through the television.

"Hold the phone, who dis?" I ask with the most disrespect I can muster. I'm practically made of the shit, so it works out well.

"You should know, Virus." So this guy knows who I am.

"...God, is that you?"

"For how organized your yakuza-"

"MAFIA! GET IT RIGHT, BITCH!"

"is, you act so arrogant." I feel rejected.

"I don't think there is a particular way you need to act to be a vigilante. There isn't a requirements list. You just kind of do it. As long as you have a motive, you're good." I never thought of it until it came out of my mouth like a tsunami, but it's true.

See, Aizawa?! Sometimes rambling about random bullshit does get you somewhere in life!

"Maybe you aren't a lost cause...I believe you know what I have in my arsenal. I expect you and Kurogiri to meet me. If you don't, I will send all the Nomu out to destroy the city."

"Um, when?"

"Now."

"Fuck, you impatient bitch. Let's go, Kurogiri." If nothing else, Kurogiri and I can appear and leave within the snap. It still falls under the lines, so he can't say jack shit.

Too bad, this is the number one villain who is 300 years old with way too many quirks. He can probably beat my ass faster than Aizawa can cheer for my death.

"Bring Muscular with you."

"I could or-"

I don't hesitate when I swipe my knife out (bitch, I have multiple on me.) and throw it directly into Muscular's eye. I zoom over to him and stab him in the head to guarantee his death. It'll make my life easier later.

"Okay, we can leave now, Kurogiri!"

Kurogiri sighs as he teleports us.

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All hell breaks loose.

"IZUKU, GET DOWN!"

I listen.

I apprehend Kurogiri surround me.

BOOM! BOOM! BOOM!

I cover my head, muttering for my glasses to get help.

I hold my breath and close my eyes when dust appears around me.

I hear crumbling.

Kurogiri's presence disappears, leaving me unprotected, but I remain there.

Then, silence.

It takes a moment before groans, and loud laughter fills the air.

I take a deep breath, open my eyes, and stand up.

Wherever the fuck, I was, it's gone now. All that's left is a valley. I see a perfect circle of nothingness, and then a city surrounding us. How many people died because of this? I don't even see Kurogiri-

Oh...

He's gone. I notice his neck brace beside me, holding nothing. Fuck.

"That's what happens when someone disobeys me. I don't kill just one person. I kill the whole family."

No shit, sherlock!

Okay, settle down, Izuku. You need to get revenge for Kurogiri while remaining an asshole. Actually, for every person who died in this mess, but they are kind of irrelevant so. Either way, you can do this.

I have to. Otherwise, the ending will be boring.

Jeez, I really need to stop breaking the 4th wall.

I turn to face All for One (potato with life support and suit), and I see a small army of five Nomus surround him. Three of them are the regular Nomus we saw at the Hosu thing, but one has wings, and another has literal chainsaws coming from his back.

Basically, I'm fucked! If I had my gear, I have more of a chance, but right now, I can't fight them. The best thing to do is to distract them until and/or Dabi arrive.

Or heroes. Those should be arriving soon if they see this.

All for One will probably screw me over in the fight as well. He is more than willing to pull shit out of his ass (does he have one? I mean, he has no eyes so...) to make sure I lose. His main goal is to get out and see who he can make as his new little slave now. However, All for One is probably going to attempt to get rid of me to make sure I don't kill his next successor.

It's also an excellent move to fuck over the Mafia.

"I am willing to make a deal with you, Virus," All for One says when I don't respond quickly enough. Oh boy.

I pull out my yo-yos and prepare to fight, "What, Mister Potato?"

"If you become my new successor, I will give protection to every person in the Mafia. I will also give you full control of the League of Villains."

"Are you serious, fam? That's like the dumbest move you can make."

"I assume that is a no. You could have been more powerful than me, Virus. A pity, really. Oh, well."

I move before a plan comes to mind. The moment I saw All for One turning away from me, I ran through the Nomus somehow (no demands, probably), swing my yo-yo to wrap around his leg, and swing myself upward.

SLAM!

I don't get the chance to bring myself even halfway when All for One looks down at me and punches the air. I feel my arm slip from the grip as an air blast forces me to crash into the ground. I manage to not hit my head. Bless God for that.

"Nomu. Attack."

THAT'S REALLY NOT GOOD!

I barely manage to roll out of the way of an arm slamming down on me when I get swept up by the flying Nomu.

FUCK ME WITH A CHAINSAW-

RING RING RING!

WHO THE FUCK IS CALLING ME NOW OF ALL TIMES?!

"Emo Hobo is calling. Would you like to answer?"

"WHY THE FUCK NOT?!" I scream at the top of my lungs as I reach into my shoes, ignoring the claws in my chest to snatch my pocket knife.

Aizawa's dumbass voice fills the air, "Where the hell are you?"

"I might as well be in hell because I am certainly not in the forest anymore! I got teleported! Keep the kids in!"

"Are you kidding me?"

"WHY THE FUCK WOULD I KID ABOUT SOMETHING LIKE THIS?! I JUST WANTED TO SCARE THE SHIT OUT OF STUDENTS! NOT THE ENTIRE WORLD!" I snap as I get my pocket knife and chop the legs, forcing me to drop.

"Who are you even fighting?"

"THE NUMBER ONE VILLAIN! NOW CAN YOU HANG UP?! I'M A DEAD BOY WALKING!"

"Stay safe."

Click.

I see the mass of Nomus below me, clucking like chickens. My first idea is to just dive down there and stab one of their heads, but that's a dumb idea for two reasons.

A. Some of these guys can regenerate.

B. There are a fucking chainsaws down there!

That leads to my next idea: get rid of the flying bitch.

The fantastic news is that I still have a yo-yo, so I can pull this off. Based on colors (literally, not to be racist), I am willing to bet my life that the flying one can't regenerate. Hopefully, my prediction is right.

I throw my yo-yo at the birdie and manage to get it wrapped tight around the neck. I fly up to the struggling pussy and stab its head with all my might. I pull the knife back, and blood splatters all over me. It screeches. It continues to try and fight me off, but I'm not going down without a fight. I notice it isn't healing itself.

BITCH, I WAS RIGHT! I AM SMARTER THAN A FIFTH GRADER!

I grit my teeth as I stab it again, this time in the brain over and over. Blood decorates it and me like ketchup. That's when I notice it's not precisely flying anymore. It's a crash landing, thots! I crawl on it's back to take the brute of the crash. I don't think jumping on it is a good idea. I just need to be ready to zoom when it does.

THUMP!

MOVE MOVE MOVE-!

I hear slashes which cause me to stop. When I turn around, I see them all crash to the ground.

"What the hell did you get yourself into, kid?"

OH MY GOSH, THERE'S HELP!

"FATHER STAIN! SOMEBODY HERE HAS COME TO SAVE ME!"

Stain looks unamused, "The others will be here soon. For now, we need to take down All for One before those creatures get out of my quirk. Here." Stain throws something at me, and I make sure to catch it. BLESS GOD HIMSELF BECAUSE IT'S MY CLAWS! FUCK BEING LEGAL! I AM OFFICIALLY FULLY ILLEGAL! I EVEN FIXED THE BASTARDS AFTER STAIN FUCKED THEM! I put the knife and yo-yo, and I put those beautiful gloves on. I also throw my glasses to the side because there is blood on them, and that's kind of inconvenient.

"Thanks! However, you are psycho for believing we can get him in less than ten minutes, maybe even five."

"We just need his blood."

"AND YOU THINK HE IS GOING TO LET US NEAR HIM?! IF NOTHING ELSE, WE SHOULD JUST KEEP HIS ATTENTION UNTIL THE OTHER HEROES ARRIVE!"

"We just need to keep him on his toes-"

"I'd like to see you two try."

"Okay, nevermind mind. Let's go, Stain!" I exclaim as I zoom at him. It doesn't even take a second for Stain to follow.

I decide that, since I am faster than Stain, to go around All for One so that we can take him from two different sides. I make sure to turn on my electricity before approaching from the opposite side of Stain.

We attack, but we are easily thrown back by the stupid air blast. Even when we try again, we just get pushed back.

Recover quick. Fight back. Recover. Fight. Knife thrown here. Claws shot there.

Even when I manage to double attack due to how fast I am compared to Stain, it just doesn't work. I pull my yo-yo out and try to grab him, but I have to let go to avoid becoming a fucking slinky.

"I'm getting bored of this."

"IZUKU, GET OUT OF THE WAY!"

I stop approaching and throw myself to the side to avoid All for One's OP trash arm. I avoid the first hit.

I didn't have time to avoid the second.

SMASH!

SNAP!

My body gets thrown into the nearest building that isn't near at all, causing me to crash through a window and multiple walls until it stops halfway into one. I can't even resist when my body drops on the floor like a ragdoll.

Damn, it fucking hurts.

I can't give up!

Slowly, I set my arms to lift my torso, but my body gives me the bird as I cough up blood onto the ground.

I CAN'T GIVE UP!

I look up, but everything is too blurry.

I CAN'T GIVE UP!

I hold my torso up and bring my legs under me despite the pain that spikes.

"I CAN'T GIVE UP!"

I thrust myself forward and start running through the building to escape. I need to rely on my instinct. Despite my heart exploding in my ears, I manage to get out just in time to see the Nomus starting to approach Stain, who has crashed as well.

I let my legs carry me until I suddenly need to stop to avoid getting burned by blue flames. Of course, I should appreciate the idea that more help is here but...

"WATCH WHERE YOU'RE AIMING THAT SHIT, DADDY!" I scream towards the direction the flames came from.

The flames disperse to reveal Dabi and Compress, the two people I needed!

"Izuku, you are hopeless! Get to work dealing with All for One before you die!" Dabi demands as he burns the little bitches called Nomu.

"YADA YADA! MR. COMPRESS, CAN YOU HELP ME WITH AN ATTACK?!"

Within the snap of a finger, Compress stands beside me, "Yes, Virus?"

"I need you to shove me in your quirk, throw me at him, and pop me out so that I can attack."

"You realize how likely that plan is going to fail, right?"

"Yeah, but I need to do this for everyone."

"I am taking no liability for this idea."

"And I don't expect you to."

The next thing I know, I am in 's mystery world. Well, it's all black, so I guess it isn't much of a mystery. Now that I am in a chill world, I nearly collapse from the pain. Thank above adrenaline exists. I need to be ready.

Waiting...NOW!

As soon as I appear back into the real world, I see I'm way closer to All for One now than I have been the entire time. Immediately, I dive in. All for One tries to blast me off, but I ain't letting that happen. I shoot my claws at him, managing a successful attachment.

I grin psychotically,

"I'M NOT LETTING YOU GET AWAY WITH THIS, ALL FOR ONE!"

I let the claws pull me towards him. I rip his suit with one of my nails and punch his mask to destroy it. With my other hand, I electrocute him while stabbing his chest. I'm surprised I got this far.

This whole exchange lasts five seconds.

A powerful punch smashes into my chest, filling the air with multiple snaps as I fly back. I cough blood heavily, especially when someone manages to catch me.

"Stay down, Izuku. You're going to kill yourself if you go in again if you don't die now, " Oh, that's Stain. I try to fight him off.

"I don't care! I'm going all the way!"

"Izuku!"

Suddenly, a voice interrupts us,

"DO NOT FEAR FOR I AM HERE!"

FINALLY, SOMEONE THAT STANDS A CHANCE!

FRICKING ALL MIGHT! FINALLY! I KNOW YOU WERE IN ANOTHER TIME, BUT IT STILL TOOK YOU A WHILE!

I feel myself getting moved, and I try to watch the fight as the two scream and exchange blows.

Stain snaps, "All Might has this, Izuku. Right now, we need to make sure you don't die."

I hum, "Yeah, I'm starting to notice the pain a lot more." That certainly isn't a lie at this point.

"Stay awake."

I can't really see at this point. I can only feel constant pain from being moved like a broken bed after fucking.

I hear Compress and Dabi's voices when they come over, but I can't understand what they said. Soon, Himiko's and Spinner's voices join the mirage.

Then, I stop moving as I feel myself being set down along with loud voices around me.

Everything is a blur anyway, so there's no point in trying to stay awake.

For once quiet, I pass out.

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Updated 8/14/2020
I don't know why, but fanfic screwed it up in a few places. I grammar checked it so it should be fine now, but if not, let me know.