Kirishima: Bakugo's such a saint

Comments:

Sero: Wtf

Kaminari: I think you're actually high on grass

Kirishima: Remember the vending machine that made Midoriya's chips get stuck?

Kirishima: Uraraka's chips got stuck so she tried buying the bag behind it and it just jammed more

Midoriya: Oh man, that's even worse...

Todoroki: The vending machine doesn't like people in general

Kirishima: Bakugo's not even laughing when he sees it so he punches right through the glass like it's normal and walks by like nothing happened

Uraraka: All the snacks were gone in about ten minutes

Mina: So THAT'S why it was broken omg

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Sero: Drop the most heartbreaking date of your life

Comments:

Kirishima: Today

Uraraka: December 27th

Kaminari: Why?..

Midoriya: Isn't that your birthday?

Uraraka: Yes

Todoroki:...I can relate

Mina: You both are depressing omg

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Sero: Try saying a compliment about an action you did today

Comments:

Midoriya: An intense battle

Uraraka: A peaceful nap

Kirishima: A life-suffering workout

Mineta: A mindful nut

Kaminari: Bro for real

Jirou: GrOsS

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Kirishima: Y'know, there's some things Uraraka and I have decided to do

Comments:

Mineta: If you guys are engaged I'm gonna stick myself in the washing machine and die that way

Sero: What

Uraraka: Things just got complicated

Mina: Aww, how?

Kirishima: We ran out of restaurants to fake our relationship in front of to get free dessert

Bakugo: Both of you idiots are dramatic

Mineta: BOOYAH

Midoriya: Oh! That's ah, good news?

Todoroki: That's a lot of dates in the span of less than a week

Kirishima: You gotta get time somewhere

Kaminari: Like skipping class

Uraraka: Sshhh nobody needs to know

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-Eijiro Kirishima went from being in a relationship to single

-Ochaco Uraraka went from being in a relationship to single

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Monoma: Wow I can't believe there's gay and lesbian people in class 1-A I'll be sure to stay away from them

Comments:

Mina: That's so rude!!

Aoyama: It's only because he can't handle how blinding we are

Kaminari: Just because you're lesbian, it doesn't make you less of a bein'
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Kendo: We'll take care of him, he's being stupid again

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Kaminari: I'm in a love/hate relationship with life

Comments:

Jiro: Uhh why?

Kaminari: I hate life but I get to see you everyday insulting me so it's not that bad

Jiro: Wtf is wrong with you

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Mina: I had a dream about @Kirishima last night and I'm worried

Comments:

Kirishima: Oh really? ;)

Mina: Yeah you were dressed in a bear suit eating all of Uraraka's packaged ramens using chopsticks with your feet. Pretty sure you had a gun but who knows

Kirishima: That sounds like me

Mina: And that's what terrifies me

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Sero: You know what I could really use right now before Aizawa's class?

Comments:

Sato: I don't know friends?

Sero: No, well yes, but I was more thinking like coffee

Kaminari: THEN WHAT TF AM I TO YOU

Sero: Not coffee?

Hagakure: The tea has been spilt

Shoji: I think you mean the coffee

Hagakure:...that makes sense

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Hagakure: I hate it when people won't try to see from my POV

Comments:

Ojiro: Well I mean...

Hagakure: What is it?!

Ojiro: Your quirk is invisibility

Hagakure: Sometimes I forget people can't literally see me

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Iida: Ok as your class president I'm letting you know that U.A is deciding to have a prom

Comments:

Hagakure: OMG

Mina: WAIT FOR REAL

Jiro: That's cool

Yaoyorozu: I guess a shopping spree awaits us

Tsuyu: Sounds fun

Mina: DRESS SHOPPING WOOOO

Hagakure: AND WE CAN GET OUR NAILS DONE

Uraraka: Oh no

Midoriya: What is it?

Uraraka: I'm too broke to afford going

Kirishima: That's actually the saddest thing I've ever read

Mineta: I'm coming for ya, ladies

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Kirishima: I'm just trying to figure out which girl from 1-A Mineta's gonna beg first

Comments:

Sato: Probably the shortest

Koda: And in the past year...all the other girls outgrew someone... even Tsuyu did..

Kaminari: Dear lord he's gunning for Uraraka

Mina: You're right, no worries for me!

Yaoyorozu: Thank goodness

Hagakure: That's a relief!

Uraraka: I've never felt at an all-time low before

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Mineta: @Uraraka, are your eyes a maze? Because I could get lost in them, can you lead my way into prom?

Comments:

Uraraka: You get lost walking in a straight line
~Kirishima, Bakugo, Todoroki, Midoriya, Kaminari, Jiro, Mina, Hagakure, Tokoyami, & 2,489 others liked this comment

Kirishima: Oh SHIT-

Mineta: So is that a yes?

Uraraka: Not really..?

Kaminari: Why tf would you ask someone on Facebook?

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Kirishima: So to start, which gender should I ask

Comments:

Bakugo: Fucking nobody

Kirishima: Ok I'll just ask you

Bakugo: Fuck no

Kirishima: Better be ready for it later

Kirishima:...Unless you're asking someone ;)

Bakugo: I don't know what fucked up your head today

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Wow I kinda miss those days with homecoming and prom-

Who would you like to see get together?

Headcanons-(again)

•Uraraka's now the shortest girl in the class but she can bust out some trippy moves
•Kirishima has no shame in embarrassing himself on the dance floor
•Midoriya's the most awkward dancer ever: he'll stand to the side and keeping refilling his drink just as an excuse and when he's forced he's kinda like a stiff-but-limp noodle
•Iida's got all the robot moves: mostly with his arms and hands because he usually does that on a daily basis
•Kaminari stumbling over his words after seeing Jiro dresses up for the first time in his life; like damn she's actually super pretty
•Kaminari & Jiro punking our to a hardcore metal song after a romantic slow song.
•Ojiro blushing over Hagakure's light blue dress
•Mineta being depressed bc all the Girls wore long dresses so he can't look up them