Uraraka: We should go to Red Robin

Comments:

Kirishima: Fuck yeah

Kaminari: Sounds good, but why?

Uraraka: We can all sing happy birthday for me so I get free dessert

Bakugo: My birthday was LITERALLY two days ago

Uraraka: Ok mine's closer, sheesh yours is 363 days away

Kirishima: NICE AHAA

Sero: I'm down

Bakugo: Fucking hell

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Kirishima: I think I found my new best friend

Comments:

Kaminari: Don't take my ostrich from my dorm

Jiro: That wasn't even relevant

Bakugo: I'm literally right here, you fuck

Kirishima: Oh I wasn't talking about you

Sero: I just heard the pins drop and echo in the silence

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Uraraka: Hack 101 to get free dessert, have your friend ask you to be his girlfriend during the meal.

Comments:

Todoroki: How many places have you gone to?

Kirishima: Five

Jiro: I just choked on my drink, WHAT

Bakugo: WHAT THE HELL

Kirishima: If you sing happy bday, they only give one dessert so I just asked her out in front of everyone and we both get dessert

Midoriya: Wait...Uraraka, you and Kirishima are...?!

Sero: WOAHHH

Kaminari: Plot twist

Mina: I wasn't expecting this ship to sail

Bakugo: Are you fucking kidding me

Kirishima: I almost just wanna say we're together bc it's worth getting free food

Uraraka: Yeah we can date for the rest of the week so we can go to all the other restaurants around

Mina: What are you guys gaining by doing this

Uraraka: Saving $$$

Kirishima: And getting calories

Mineta: There goes one of my babes off the list...

Midoriya: I'm sure there's more fish in the sea...

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-Eijiro Kirishima is now in a relationship with Ochaco Uraraka.
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Kaminari: We got more grass from the garden, floor 3 in my dorm

Comments:

Sero: bout to get sky high again

Uraraka: We'll be back soon

Midnight:...this better be legal grass?

Kaminari: Of course ma'am

Sero: We're getting sky high from raising above the workout bar bc of all that iron we're consuming

Kaminari: I need grass for my ostrich

Jiro: You still have that

Jiro: What is wrong with you

Kaminari: What did my bird ever do to you?

Midnight: It's illegal to have a pet in the dorms besides a fish

Kaminari: Shit

Kaminari: I just totally named my fish Ostrich, I swear

Sato: You keep digging yourself a bigger whole...

Midnight: Hmm...Okay, just making sure

Jiro: HOW IN THE WORLD

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Mineta: Is masturbating while smoking weed called masterblazing

Comments:

Kaminari: Nah, it's called highjacking

Kirishima: How about weedwhacking

Midnight: I thought you boys didn't have illegal drugs

Kaminari: Um

Kirishima: Weed from the garden

Mineta: Yeah, that stuff!

Kaminari: Yeah while we were getting grass

Sero: We decided to help out so you teachers wouldn't have to do it, totally!

Midnight:...I'm watching you boys...

Iida: The only thing I'd call this is disappointing your mother!!

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Kirishima: I'm upset because a guy literally said to me "Shit I was hoping that was just a friend you were with, you're cute" after we got free dessert for faking our relationship

Comments:

Uraraka: I'm a terrible person I'm so sorry-

Kirishima: Don't be!

Kirishima: The journey to get free dessert is worth more than a really hit guy actually trying to get my number because he thought I was decently attractive and maybe things could've worked out this time if we hadn't started our relationship but it's all ok

Uraraka: Are you sure you're ok?

Kirishima: ...I might be dramatically crying

Bakugo: Both of you are pissing me off

Mina: I'm just trying to figure out who Bakugo has a crush on out of the two but y'know it's pretty difficult-

Bakugo: SHUT THE FUCK UP RACCOON EYES

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Mina: I wish more foods were named in the same genre as "I can't believe it's not butter!"

Comments:

Aoyama: You've Got To Be Pulling My Leg, THIS is Ranch?!

Tokoyami: I Firmly Believe This Is Not Mustard And I Am Terribly Wrong

Bakugo: Shut The Fuck Up, Are You Telling Me This Good Shit Is Ketchup

Iida: I REFUSE To Believe This Condiment Was Barbecue Sauce, And I Have Been Summarily Flayed For My Apostasy

Shoji: This Is Mayo?

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