Kaminari : I like to act like I can't understand something very simple to me so I can see how dumb they think I am .
Iida : that's called deception.
Kaminari: what do you mean ?
Iida : it's a form of dishonesty that people use for self gain or amusement.
Kaminari : sorry, I don't get it ?
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Toga : * sees her stuffed animal on the floor next to her bed *
Toga : * tearing up * why wasn't I a better parent ?
Mange : * pays her shoulder sympathetically *
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Kaminari : I thought you wouldn't tell a soul !
Mineta : I did ! That's why I told tokoyami , he doesn't have a soul !
Tokoyami : it's true .
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All might , after getting hurt : SON OF A BI-
All might : * while looking at the students * biscuit. Son of a biscuit .
All might : Fucking nailed it .
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Midnight : [ running into a room with mineta in his new onesie ]
Midnight : look at this baby !
Midnight : [ moving mineta's arms to show the wings on the onesie ]
Midnight: it has....bat wings !
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