Kaminari : onion rings are just vegetable donuts .
Ashido : and lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake .
Bakugou: what the fuck is wrong with you people ?!
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Uraraka, holding midoriya our for the class to see: BEHOLD ! THE FUTURE KING HAS ENTERED THE CIRCLE!
Asui , clapping her hands : the future king , kero !
Hagakure : yay! The circle of life shall go on !
Kaminari , watching the entire thing go down with a bemused expression: hey , if midoriya's Simba , who's scar .
Iida : that would be the number 2 hero ...
Todoroki: ah yes , the flaming trash pile that won't stop stalking me .
Ashido : hey , that's convenient. Let's kill him before he kills mufasa !
Midoriya: as much as I support this entire thing would you PLEASE STOP DANGLING ME OFF THE ROOF.
Bonus :
Midnight : sooo, shouta , what are your kids doing ?
Eraserhead : it's either a movie re-enactment, a plot that will end in problem child breaking his arms , or a satanic ritual, and at this point I don't really care because it's not like I'm going to be able to stop them .
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Mineta : whenever people ask me how I'm doing I always tell them I'm fine but last night I scream cried while singing along to coffee shop soundtrack in the shower and that's not even that sad if a song so am I really fine ?
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Aizawa: * taking only blue m&m's *
Hitoshi : what are you doing ?
Aizawa: zashi only likes the blues , so I'm separating.
Hitoshi : that's cute .
Aizawa: no! I'll eat in front of him and run .
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Kaminari: so what's it like dating bakugou?
Kirishima : I asked him for water once while he was still pissed at me , and he brought me a glass full of ice and said " wait".
Kirishima : I love him .
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