Enji : you're my greatest disappointment, Touya . I don't remember raising you like this .
Touya : I don't remember you raising me at all.
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Deku : Ah yes , my train of thought .
Deku : or as I like to call it , the anxiety express .
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Katsuki : I finished that book you gave me .
Izuku : yeah ? Did you like it ?
Katsuki : no. It was stupid . You make icy hot read cheesy stuff like this ?
Izuku: no, he doesn't like fiction .
Katsuki : oh, right . He probably likes depressing memoirs about other twinks with daddy issues .
Izuku: whatever helps him cope !
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Bakugou : what do you wanna be for Halloween?
You : yours ;)
Bakugou : yea
Bakugou : that would be pretty scary :
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You : trick or treat!
Mr.compress : I've got a trick .
You : uh...I would perfer a treat
Me.compress , slowly putting down his deck of cards : then get off my property...
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