Cop : excuse me, miss ?
Uraraka: oh, yes officer ?
Cop : I'm going to have to take you to the station for carrying four people on a motorcycle. It's against the law.
Iida : wait , officer , did you say four ?
Cop : yes four .
Asui : uh oh .
Cop : ... ' uh oh ?'
Todoroki completely done : bakugou blasted midoriya off , didn't he ?
Bonus :
Cop : hang on , what do you mean , blasted your friend off ?
* cue a motorbike whizzing past , piloted by Jirou , who is perfectly focussed on the road . Plied in behind her is Mina is waving , kaminari is laughing , bakugou is looking angrily pleased with himself , kirishima is holding tight on to bakugou so he doesn't fly away , and sero is screaming *
Cop : was that six kids on a motorbike?
Todoroki: did bakugou just FLIP US OFF ?!
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Bakugou : I don't want your help . I will not be anyone's charity case , let me dig me own grave.
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Bakugou : I hate you so much that no matter what you say I won't believe it .
Todoroki: you're going to be the number one pro hero .
Bakugou : ...
Bakugou: listen here you little bitch -
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Bakugou : [ texting deku ] hello
Deku : [ texts back ] hi?
Bakugou : [ trying to flirt ] send me pig
Deku : 🐷
Bakugou: no your pigs
Deku : 🐷🐷🐷🐷
Bakugou : I meant you full bodi pig
Deku : 🐖
Bakugou : fuck you !
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All might : remember kids , villains are nature's punching bags .
Kindergarten teacher trying to usher him out of the room : OKAY that's enough of all might for today !!!
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