So things are going great.

I got my office set up so it doesn't look like a jail cell anymore, so I am more likely to hide in there now than I did before.

Side Note: Apparently I have access to the cameras. Through this, I learned that if I hide out for a certain amount of time, the teachers start to become more aware of their surroundings and look for me. This especially includes Aizawa as he goes out of his way to make sure I'm not starting shit.

Nobody has found me yet, so the game goes on. I'll remember that scare tactic for later.

After looking through all the information I have about the teachers more thoroughly, I have decided to take to the being creepy at the moment.

For example, I'll randomly drop one of their addresses, where they eat on a certain day, a name of one of their family members, and similar.

When asked how I knew that information, I just said," Stalking."

That's how you scare your new collogues! I never actually went to their places or anything. However, I know for a fact that one of them is stalking me home because Nezu told me so. They want tea on me too. That means I have to just waste a bunch of time and hope they go away before I actually get home. I either do they by wandering around or hiding in my office until all the teachers have left.

It's annoying, but what do I expect?

I also started rearranging shit on their desk because why not?

Basically, I have stuck to basic shit because I'm planning the big shit in the background.

First plan: Changing the layout of the entire teacher's lounge. Don't ask how I'm doing it: I just am. I even got the funds for it now through my first paycheck!

Well, paychecks. I get one actual paycheck, and then I get one to buy shit to start shit. Nezu really wants me to fuck them up. Either way, I'm not going broke anytime soon! I got the same amount in one paycheck than I did working at the grocery store the whole time.

Talk about the broke life. I'm living it up now!

I went off topic. Sorry about that.

I was talking about rearranging the teacher's lounge. To me, it looks too professional. I want it to match me in the worst way possible. I don't have enough money or time to redo the walls, floor, and shit like that, but I can change out the furniture and equipment in there. Like, the Keurig machine they have is shit, so I'm getting a stove installed with a teacup.

Don't ask how. I just am. Work with me here.

Either way, it's going to look amazing in the end.

"(L/N), do you even hear me?" Kayama interrupts me from my though process. I forgot I was talking to her. Oops.

"No, but it probably had something to do with sex with how you are," I respond without hesitation. Honestly, I should be more careful with what I say to avoid a punch in the face. These are heroes, and they can probably easily beat my ass if they wanted.

And no, I don't mean it in the kinky way. Though, I guess with Midnight, you can't help me. I don't mean it. She ALWAYS does.

Kayama gasps, "How can you just assume such a thing?! I was planning to invite you to the teacher outing tonight since it's the end of the first week, but since you are so rude, I won't invite you." It's been only a week? Damn, time is slow AF.

"Teacher gathering? Where is that tea happening?"

"I'm not telling you! You lost your chance! Unless you want to make it up to me somehow?" Yeah, hell no.

I look around to find Yamada at his desk, "Hey, Yamada!"

He must be really tired of his work because he quickly looks up, more than willing to take the excuse to avoid it, "Yes?"

"Can you invite me to the teacher gathering this Friday?"

Kayama tries to interrupt, "You can't just-!" Uh, yes I can, and Yamada supports me.

"Of course, darling! You want to join the teachers tonight to celebrate the end of our first week of suffering?!"

I leave Kayama behind and join him at his desk, "Of course, dear! Where are we meeting?"

"You heard of Karaoke Dokie?"

"Bitch, I'm still new, but I can look it up."

"It's a karaoke bar! You get to perform in bunch of people and whoever wins that night gets money!"

"Do they have nonalcoholic drinks?"

"Why wouldn't they?"

"Then I shall come!"

"Yay! WE ARE GOING TO RUIN THAT PLACE!"

Aizawa's voice breaks out from the corner, "Shut up, Zashi."

"So mean, Sho! Oh, (L/N), can you convince him to come with us? He won't go."

"Because it's a waste of time."

I hum, "Aizawa, what would it take for you to go to the club?"

"Don't even try. I'm not going, especially if you're involved."

"Not even in exchange for a favor?"

"That would have to be a lot."

I think for a moment. Thankfully, I happen to be smart, "I'll make coffee whenever you want for a day."

"Make it a week."

"Three days."

"I'm not changing my position."

I huff, "Fine. I'll do coffee whenever you want for a week."

I look over the desk to see Aizawa popping out of his ugly yellow sleeping bag and throw his phone at me, which I barely catch, "Okay. Put your number in my phone."

I assume this is so he can text me when he wants the shit, so I add my number and throw it back with extra force.

Yamada and Kayama look at me like I just made a deal with the devil. I probably did but whatever.

With that, I now get to see them outside of their work environment and to pick up some trash on them. They will probably get drunk, so that is some tea for me.

I will worry about that tonight. I need to figure out start preparing for the teacher's lounge overhaul-

"(L/N), are you here in the afternoons?" Aizawa suddenly asks, snapping me out of my thought process.

"Like, working? Yeah, why?"

"Okay. Then you're coming with me."

"Why?"

"I need my coffee, and I have to take 1-A to the USJ, so I need more."

"Sir, I think you have an addiction."

"You care?"

"Yesn't."

"...what?"

"Whatever. Why can't I just send you a canteen?"

"I don't trust you here by yourself."

"So ulterior motive?"

"Logical ruse."

"Dumb. And why should I join your mess?"

"Because I won't go tonight if you don't come with."

"That's just cruel."

"That's life. Get your coffee ready. Meet at the west side of the school by one."

With that, the hobo packs his shit and leave.

Goddamn it, there goes my plans.

I feel Yamada pat my shoulder, but it's whatever. I can work with this. It just gives me more of a reason to bully Aizawa.

I check the time to see that I have enough time to visit Powerloader and pick up my shit.

I've been told I'm finally getting my guns today! The only reason I didn't get them earlier is because he said that he didn't want me interrupting his class.

Rude but alright.

- - -

"Powerloader, date me. You made me look like a badass."

"You would look better if you didn't wear sweatpants and a t-shirt." Ignored? Alright then.

"And you would look better wearing a shirt, but you don't manage that. Can I test these out?"

Powerloader sighs, "I need you to test them out to make sure they work to your liking. This way."

So it turns out, Powerloader made an entire belt full of these darts for me to keep on my waist along with two dart pistols! I didn't expect much, but this certainly makes me look like I'm about to fuck shit up! All of the darts are knockout darts, so they hit, they sleepy. Each pistol can shoot six of them before have to do a switchy.

Let me tell you: they work beautifully. Well, shooting wise. I can't really knock someone out unless it's an emergency, so that's a disappointment.

However, I have a feeling I can use it on the teachers, so that's one way of testing. I might get my ass beat over it, but Nezu should protect me.

Right?

Actually, I shouldn't trust him. If I do this, I'm just going to quit my job and work elsewhere. The money is good, but I kind of need to be alive to make it worth while.

With my new weaponry at hand, I head to the teacher's lounge for the coffee.

- - -

As soon as I approach the scene, Aizawa notices me with the belt and pulls me aside, "Seriously?"

I click my tongue, "I got permission from Nezu. They're just knockout darts. I'll only use them on your students if they piss me off."

Aizawa sighs, "Stay next to me. Do not try anything. Do you understand?"

"I'm stubborn, not dumb."

"That's the problem. Now shush."

Aizawa and I go back to the group of students, and they immediately notice me.

They come so close yet so far when Aizawa uses his quirk as a threatening technique, "Leave them some space. This is (L/N). They will be joining us on this trip. Do not approach them. They will just be observing and assisting when necessary."

Rude. I wanted to talk to the blonde about the trauma of being wrapped up in Aizawa's scarf, but I guess that can wait for another day.

I will say that, at the moment, the only reason that is visibly making it worth coming on this trip is this one kid trying to tell everyone to sit in order and they just flat-out ignore him because they know the bus is open-format.

Other than that, not worth it because I have to sit next to Aizawa of all people, and he won't make conversation with me!

Awkward, am I right?