So here's the deal: since I am not a teacher, I don't have to teach these brats anything. I am just guarding them.

What does that mean for me? I get to do whatever the fuck I want as long as I don't interfere with their training. It also means that I am bored out of my mind since I have nothing to do here. I thought there would be kayaking or anything, but there is nothing. It's literally a training forest.

It isn't like I can train either since my quirk is basically useless. It is more of a party trick than anything, and I have accepted that long ago.

Did I mention there's no internet here? Because there isn't.

I could watch the students train, but they are doing the same thing over and over. Why would I want to watch that?

That has left me with exploring the forest as an alternate workout and hope I make it back. Everyday so far, I have made it back, and I plan to continue my streak. I found some weird shit like a firepit surrounded by beer bottles and a cave, but I never touch it. That's asking for death.

It's the middle of the week, and today is like any other day except for one thing. Tonight, the students are participating in a scaring competition in the forest. Honestly, I wish I can participate, but I am adult. Adults don't get that privilege. Instead, I am stuck making sure the students follow the rules.

It's sad. At least I am in the forest watching the students getting scared instead of waiting outside of it.

Class B is the first to do the scaring while A is being scared, so they are hiding about in the forest. One motherfucker tried to scare me, but they got shot and removed from the game.

I mean, at least they will sleep for the rest of the night.

After a quick explanation that I am not a victim, everyone went back to their places and it begins. Such an innocent game.

I don't know who is first to come in, but I haven't heard them scream yet, so I accept that.

Ignore the fact that I am being bias since I practically trained these bitchasses with Aizawa.

I stand out in the open as a checkpoint to some extent, ready to shoot anyone on sight.

BOOM!

No. Not again.

I turn around to find blue flames decorating the whole forest.

It's another villain attack.

"EVERYONE, GO BACK TO CAMP! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! THIS IS A VILLAIN ATTACK! WARN EVERYONE YOU RUN PAST!" I watch as the students come out of their hiding places and run back. Thank fuck they listen to me.

Once I count the rest of the students that were in the back part of the forest, I start running back behind them while making sure everything is okay.

It isn't.

Suddenly, who looks like a fucking magician appears in front of me while I am running. I fucking struggling to slow down, especially when they popped up exactly in the right place.

"I found the unpredictable variable. Let's remove your before you start too much trouble," He says.

I attempt to run around him to try and avoid the his hand because I have no idea what his quirk is, and I ain't facing a goddamn magician, but I am too slow. He touches my arm and-

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I don't know how long it has been, but when I snap out of whatever the magician did to me, I am brought to a completely different scene despite recognizing the forest.

I stand in a large clearing where I see multiple students injured in front of me, distraught as they look at me and to my right. That snaps me out of whatever daze I was in to recognize a hand firm around my neck.

"I recommend you remain still or we are going to have issues," An unfamiliar masculine voice says behind me.

Focus, (Y/N). The students are relying on you.

I don't know if they have already taken students or not. However, if I can prevent more, I will do everything in my power to do so.

I keep noticing their glances to my right, so I slightly shift my head to see what they are looking at.

In the guy's other hand, Bakugo is in the same position as me. Fucking damn it.

I feel the hand tighten around my neck, "Quit moving!"

I see panic in the student's faces.

Kurogiri's voice comes out of nowhere, "It's time to go."

Fuck fuck fuck. FUCKING MOVE!

As the man stepped backwards into presumably Kurogiri's portal to bring us with him, I take my chance.

With the man putting my distance between himself and us, I press my hand on Bakugo's back and shove him forward. This gets him out of the villain's grasp.

"GET OUT OF HERE!" I scream at the top of my lungs. To give the students more time, I spin backwards and punch the man in the face. He barely reacts besides for the blood dripping down his nose.

"YOU BASTARD! GET HIM!" He snarls as he tightens his grip around my neck to the point of suffocating me and drags me forward.

Before I am forced through the portal, I hear rustling, explosions, and cracks.

Please. Be safe.

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At some point, I was knocked out because I don't remember coming to a bar or willingly tying myself down. This isn't a past time of mine.

To be fair, I have a rough idea of what happened. Well, more of a guess, but it's probably it given this is the shit I get involved in at UA.

I was protecting students and I got kidnapped. Fucking great. If I make it out, I better get some compensation for this shit.

This is me. That's a bigger if than Aizawa's bullshit.

I wake up to a bunch of villains surrounding me, but I only recognize Shigaraki and Kurogiri. Of fucking course they were behind this whole charade. It doesn't help that Shigaraki looks pissed.

However, my attention is on the fact that Kurogiri is at the bar. This man is a bartender? Thinking about it, he does give bartender vibes. I would certainly go to his vibes if it wasn't covered in villains.

My thought process gets interrupted.

"Finally, you wake up! This side task just won't go away no matter what I do!" Shigaraki complains as he storms in front of me.

I have already decided that I am going to die, so I might as well make my death interesting.

I huff, "Bitch, it's probably glitched. Reset your game or something."

Shigaraki glares down at me, "I was talking about you."

"Oh. Oops. Yeah, the patch hasn't come out yet," God bless me for knowing video game lingo. It's probably going to get me killed, but it might save me.

"I can just make my own at this point!" Shigaraki snaps as he wraps his hand around my neck once more, causing me to stiffen up. I'm really starting to think everyone here has a choking kink, and I don't vibe with it.

"If you're going to kill me, can you not kill me by choking? You can kill me however you want, but I am tired of you forcing your kinks upon me."

Shigaraki stops for a moment before laughing, "Killing you would be a waste! You have a huge benefit to us alive!"

"So you picked up a kink dumpster?"

He slaps me hard. Apparently, that's enough time for his quirk to trigger as I feel pain on my cheek. Soon after, blood rolling down.

"I recommend you be quiet or you're going to make your life much harder, side quest. You see, you're going to become a Nomu."

Wait, what? I am not allowed to keep up on any research involving the what that thing was at the USJ, so I have no clue what the hell they are talking about.

"Uh...I don't think you realize this, but I am not blue nor am I big."

"Oh, so you don't know what the Nomu truely is? How unusual."

"Sir, I'm the fucking janitor at the highschool. I'm not even a hero. They ain't going to tell me shit like that."

"No wonder why I couldn't find the sidequest on the internet! Why the hell would they hire an NPC off the street?!"

"Uh, because they can? Also, fucking rude. I caught your attention, so clearly I ain't an NPC."

"Shut it!"

"Tell me what the Nomu is and then I will." I could just ask Aizawa this if I ever get back, but I like first-hand information. Second-hand can always be manipulated.

"Fine! Nomu is a person that was experimented on to have multiple quirks! Now quiet!" And I oop. That is the tea, brother. What the fuck? I don't know what to say. I know I shouldn't be saying anything, but I rather die than become that thing. It is ugly. Maybe if I aggravate the group enough, they'll kill me before that happens.

"Huh."

Next thing I know, black.

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When I wake up, I am in the same place.

Alright, so I didn't die. I mean, that's a success if I want to leave but a failure if I become a Nomu.

"I recommend you be quiet when he's around. You pissed him off good." A male voice answers as they notice me wake up.

I look up to find a guy with a beer in his hand just chilling out the bar. It's only him, so I guess he is on guard duty over me. The first thing that catches my attention is the purple scarring decorating his face and hands. That wouldn't be bad if it wasn't for the fact that it was all fucking stapled together. Pushing my attention from that, he has black spikey hair and bright blue eyes.

Interesting.

"Sir, I'm trying to die. Would you like to kill me? You look like the kind of guy into that kind of stuff," I ask while providing way too much information.

The guy huffs, "No. The boss will kill me. He's highly invested in turning you into a Nomu."

"Why?"

"Spite."

"First thing I relate to the guy on. Though, I only punch the fuckers in the face once I know the cops won't give me too much trouble."

"Had issues with the law?"

"Do I not give that vibe?"

"You work at UA, so not really."

"Damn. Time to quit my job and go back to the grocery store. Actually, no. That pay is worth it."

"Do you ever shut up?"

"Nope!"

"If I give you alcohol, will you?"

"LOL, no. You just have to suffer."

The guy sighs, "This is going to be a long night." Well, I have a time at least. I must not have been knocked out for too long if it is still night. That or it's been a whole day, but I deny I would knock out for that long.

"No shit! Oh, can I have your villain story?!"

I get no response. I assume that's a no.

Honestly, nothing happens for a while. Even when everyone wakes up, I keep my mouth shut and listen to their conversations as they aren't something I should really add onto. That's asking for trouble.

Eventually, something does.

"UA is holding a press conference. Let's see what they scraped together," Shigaraki says in amusement as he turns on the TV. Everyone sits around, looking away from me. I can see the television, though, so that's very good. That's my connection to the outside world.

Then that idea is thrown out the window! Why?

Let's just say my attention is elsewhere.

When the television turns on, I see Vlad King for a moment, but as soon as my eyes land on Aizawa, I freeze.

Unlike his usual trash attire, he's changed into proper attire. His hair is tied back into a nice half down half manbun to show off the perfect angles of his face. Speaking of his face, he finally shaved! That helps so much. No longer does he look old be young! And he didn't have to do anything else, but no, he did! He wore a SUIT! A NICE SUIT!

That score I gave him earlier is out the window. He is a 10/10 now! Anyone who says otherwise is clearly into anything other then quality men!

I am aware that appearances aren't everything. I know that. I may have already been falling for him for being the damn considerate asshole he is. I am also aware that I may only be thinking that because I might die at any moment, but that's not the point. That's the reality check part, so I'm sticking with my new beliefs. If I try to ignore it, life is going to be a bitch.

Where was I?

Oh yeah, Aizawa is hot. I may have fallen for him before, but I'm drowning for him now.

Why does he have to do this to me? I can't even take my eyes off him.

Then, knocking snaps me out of my teenage dream.

"YOUR PIZZA IS HERE!"

BASH!

It takes me a hot second for me to realize that the heroes are here, but I can't exactly run to them when I am tied down.

Everything moves too fast, to be honest. One moment I am in the bar.

Next, I am in the middle of a destroyed city on my hands and knees. It's safe to assume that Kurogiri brought me here.

In the distance, I see heroes fighting a villain that seems to be holding his own way to well. Around me, villains from the bar surround me on all sides.

Welp, no escape there. Fuckity fuck fuck fuck.

I stand up with some issues. Logically, sitting in a chair for a day strapped down is not going to do well for my physical health. The fuckers didn't even give me food or water, so that's also impacting my bitchass body.

"So, can I leave?" I ask casually. One look from all the villains tells me everything I need to know.

Goddamn it.

Then, All Might shows up to fight that villain giving everyone issues. With everyone having freetime, you would assume that they would see me chilling in the middle of villains needing to be saved, but no! They watch All Might instead!

So, I make my move and run between two of them. Luck seems to love me because it lets me through with no issues.

Hearing the screams behind me, I run faster through the debris. I need to get them lost.

I need to get lost is what I mean, but if I get lost, they will to. I don't even recognize the area I am in for how destroyed it is.

I can feel intense heat behind me. I have one chance to get out of this (since the heroes are being bitches), and I am taking it.

Seconds feel like hours. My heart races throughout my entire body, and my lungs keep giving me the middle finger.

I keep going. I still have shit to do in this world.

I don't know how long I run, but I slow down when I hear nothing. I turn around to make sure nobody is following me, and nothing. The place is desolate. Empty. Destroyed.

As soon as my body decides to confirm this place as safety, black dots decorate my vision as I collapse on the ground.

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Author's Note

Sorry if this is a bit rushed, but I felt this wasn't exactly important for the storyline.
However, the next chapter is the final chapter of the official story. I have no idea when that will be out, but I suspect within a week unlike this chapter.
I do want to mention that even though the next chapter is the final chapter of the official story, I am willing to do one-shots with this reader. Therefore, if you have any ideas that you want me to do with reader and Aizawa, let me know!