~A few days later~

"I can't believe your getting married tomorrow" crossing my arms as I watch Kimmy hold her wedding dress "I mean are you pregnant?"

Yesterday, Demetri and I returned from Italy to see Melody on the couch having her first kiss. I grabbed Demetri with Felix's help to remove him from the room as Melody pulled away and Robert ran out of the house like a baby. Maybe he saw Demetri's pissed off face, I don't know. But yeah, Melody even squealed about this being her first kiss. We also found out that Kimmy and Fernando got divorced then engaged on the same day, DJ is no where closer to who she will be choosing between Matt and Steve.

"Yeah" DJ agrees "what's with the rush?"

She laughs shaking her head "No, we just want to save money by piggybacking on Jesse and Becky's wedding since their getting remarried-everyone's a winner!"

"Do Jesse and Becky know about this?" Steph asks

"We'll tell them" Kimmy shrugs her shoulders "when I'm walking down the aisle"

We shake our heads at her as the doorbell rings "It's always open!" We see Jesse and Becky come in smiling. We go over and hug them.

"Congratulations" Becky takes my hand seeing my ring "Wow, look at that bling! How much did he spend?"

"I don't know" shrugging my shoulders "and price doesn't matter to me, what matters to me is him and who he is"

"Ahhh" the girls exclaim while Jesse takes my hand saying "looks like he spent over twenty grand, not even I would spend that much on anything" Becky gives him a look "except you" poking her nose "because I love you"

"Thank you girls for letting us renew our vows here" Becky thanks us

"Gibbler Style has planned a beautiful weekend for you" Kimmy tells them "to celebrate twenty five years of marriage"

"It better be a whole lot of Style" Jesse hopes "and very little Gibbler"

"Come upstairs" she waves "and I'll show you your love nest"

~Time Skip~

"Friendship never ends!" Us girls sing drunkenly loudly when we walk into the kitchen to see Jesse, Demetri and Tommy still awake. We were just out celebrating Kimmy's bachelorette party since like I said she's getting married today.

"Welcome back" Felix says "it's two AM, you girls must have had fun"

"Why don't you tell us where you were?" Demetri suggests coming over to me leaning down "your drunk"

"No" denying "just a bit tipsy"

"Where you really really were?" Jesse asks a bit irritated, actually both him and Demetri are irritated while Felix is feeding Tommy.

"We were at a dance recital" Steph tells him, they look at us in disbelief.

"An all males" she pulls out the stripper's purple glowing g string "Australian dance recital" Felix covered Tommy's eyes while Demetri growls.

"Come with me" I take Demetri's hand leading him upstairs "Il mio vampiro sexy" my sexy vampire

When we get to our room, I close and lock the door. Thank god my room is soundproof. I always soundproof my room, even in hotels since I am loud during sex.

Demetri unzips the back of my dress having it fall to the floor "Keep your shoes on-get onto the bed, on your back" I giggle at Demetri's lust filled eyes.

~Wedding~

"Are we sure Kimmy isn't pregnant?" Felix asks me as he sits on a couch with Melody, the twins and Violet. Violet is on Melody's lap while the twins are on Felix's lap. I'm on another couch with Demetri as he has his arm around my shoulders holding my close.

"She isn't" shaking my head "though this is really fast"

"Gibbler Style Party Plan ing is pleased to announce" Stephanie says from behind the mike and keyboard "that officiating todays double ceremony is the Right Reverend Gladstone!" We see Joey come in on rollar blades.

"Bless you" he has a hockey stick as he's wearing a hockey jersey and a long white skirt "bless you, bless you all" he goes to the podium "my sons, are you ready to drop the puck?"

"Joey, I'm glad your finally embracing your female side" i cough in my hand laughing "it's a nice dress"

"Well, Jess" Joey says "in order to get my minister's license, I started a religion by my love of hockey"

"That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard" he exclaims

"Oh!" I look at Demetri "we should get married in the backyard"

I get a phone call, I look at it to see it's an unknown number. I answer it "Hello?"

"You are not getting married in a backyard!" I hear some woman yell

"Who is this?" I demand

"Alice Cullen" she replies and I hang up

"Who called?" DJ asks me

"My half sister's weird best friend" I say "Alice Cullen"

"What did she want?" Steve asks, he's the only one who knows I'm a witch and supernaturals. Fernando, Lola and Matt don't.

"To tell me not to get married here" I say

Demetri scoffs "She really called about that?" I nod my head "Felix?" Looking over to him "don't we need to pay a visit to the Cullens?"

"We do" Felix agrees

The way Demetri makes it sound, my toes curl in excitement at what Demetri sounds like he has planned. "Mmmm" I kiss Demetri "that" I say against his mouth "sounds like an amazing idea"

"What?" He asks

I pull away to say in his ear "Us torturing the Cullens" biting my lip pulling away as Melody begs "Can I plead for asylum?"

Demetri and I snort at that, oh yes. We officially scarred our child. We were in the shower and because Melody is still learning her powers, she accidentally popped into the shower and saw Demetri hold my legs open as he was deep inside of me with the hot water running down our body.

We found someone who has similar abilities to help Melody since that was a very scarring moment. Felix and Steph laughed when they heard what happened while DJ and Ramona went to comfort Melody since she couldn't look at us, Kimmy even told us how Ramona once walked in on Kimmy and Fernando but also Fernando with some Latina who dyed her hair green. So Ramona also went to comfort Melody.

"Sorry kiddo" Felix rubs her shoulder

Steph starts to sing when Kimmy and Becky come down the aisle, when they are at the alter we watch as they say their vows. Kimmy when she went to say 'I do' ran out of the place.

"We've got a runner!" Jesse exclaims joking

"I've got it" Ramona goes to the back to talk to Kimmy.

"When exactly is Melody and the twins going to their summer camp?" I ask, yeah Melody asked us if we could send her to this summer cheerleading camp and after much thought we agreed because it means her out of the house along with the twins when we send Adrian off to Soccer Camp and Vaughn to Football Camp.

"Not for a month, why?" He asks

"Well" smiling "maybe we can bring them to Forks, I always did want to show them places in Forks and La Push that I love-we can get Felix to watch while we go to this one secret spot" I lean over and bite his ear lobe.

We see Kimmy come back and she is about to say 'I do' when she runs off again "We've got this" DJ gets up "Steph, RJ" getting up we go to see Kimmy pacing around the room.

"Kimmy?" I am as she eats the cake "are you getting cold feet?"

"What's going on?" Steph asks

"I'm enjoying my cake" she says "here, try some before it's all gone"

"This is why some people need a lot of time" I point out to her as I take a bite of the cake

"No" shaking her head "it isn't that, I just-maybe it is"

"Look, you know I have strong negative feelings about Fernando" DJ says, mainly because Fernando cheated on her multiple times "but I will put those side and give you my unbiased opinion" we eat more of the cake as she says "don't marry Fernando"

"I say marry them boy" Steph takes a bite of cake "if it doesn't work out you can just divorce him again, if it works out you can marry him again" she throws her hands up "it's your life"

"RJ?" She asks "what do you think?"

"Don't marry him" shaking my head "cause I'm not sure if he's straight" they are taken aback by that "I think he might be gay"

"What makes you say that?" Kimmy asks

"He knows his fashion" I point out, I mean even straight guys know their fashion-I guess? I don't know, I've never met a straight guy who knew fashion "he can style people, the way he dresses, he fucked a lot of women and-I don't know! My gaydar just goes off when I see the two of you together"

"She's right" Steph agrees with me "maybe Fernando is secretly gay and has been keeping himself in the closet denying himself"

"And even if he isn't" DJ adds "he cheated on you so many times-look I know these decisions aren't easy, I'm having a hard time picking between two guys myself"

"You two and your man drama" Steph snaps

"Enough!" I exclaim "I don't mean to be rude but it doesn't matter who you pick because in the end we'll be together because we won't few unloved or lonely and that's what matters" we she wolf howl together.

"We are strong independent women" DJ agrees

"Your right" she nods her head "I don't need a man, I'm going out there to marry Fernando" does this men's she doesn't think Fernando is a man?

We walk out and I sit next to Demetri who holds me close "As long as I'm here" he says "you won't feel unloved or lonely" we then see Kimmy try to run but we stop her.

"Enough!" Fernando sets Kimmy down "as you can see, we've formed an impermissible circle around you"

"Fernando, I'm sorry" shaking her head "but this doesn't feel right, I don't want our family on the racing circuit-Ramona is really happy here and I like living with DJ, her boys and RJ and her family. I like the way my life is and I'm not ready to change it and I don't know if you'll cheat on me again"

"But I won't" he promises

"It's a chance I'm not going to take" shaking her head "maybe one day but not today, I'm sorry-I love you but"

"Okay" Joey interrupts "we are well past overtime, Kimmy Gibbler do you take Fernando as a boyfriend who you will reget to know and rebuild your trust in?"

"I do" she agrees

"We have an 'I do'" he exclaims and we clap "where's that other happy couple?"

"They left when Kimmy tries to run away" Felix says

~Choosing Ceremony~

"I wonder who's going to cry" Felix says as he and Demetri stand aside to watch as I'm next to Kimmy with Stephanie as we help DJ decide.

"It's the final rose" I say handing her the rose "bachelorette"

"DJ?" Steph asks "is there anything you'd like to say to the gentlemen?" DJ goes into a really long speech to each guy.

"Time to pick" Kimmy reminds her " there is no wrong answer and pick Steve" she encourages, did I forget to mention that Steph and Kimmy have a bet going on to see who will win.

"Go with your heart" Steph says "and pick Matt"

"Just listen to yourself" I tell her

"My heart is saying to choose" DJ prolongs this before saying "me"

"Yah!" We look at Matt shocked who stood confused "I heard 'M' and I got excited"

"You picked you?" Steve asks "was that an option?"

"Yes" nodding my head "her picking for herself is always an option"

"I'm sorry" DJ apologizes "but this all got really complicated and if I can't pick then I'm not ready to date"

"I'm okay waiting" Matt says "in the meantime, I'll see you every day at work"

"And I'm still your podiatrist, you didn't get another one?"

"My feet are all yours" she confirms

"I'll work my way from your feet to your heart" he promises

"Wow" Matt exclaims "she picked herself, I did not see that coming"

"I did" Felix says

"Me too" Demetri agrees"

"That was the worst episode of the bachelorette" Steph shakes her head

"Who cares?" I ask "we've got each other"

"And the best part is that the she wolf pack is back!" Kimmy exclaims and we howl making makeshift ears with our hands before hugging each other.

Demetri and Felix laugh at this "By the way" Kimmy asks "how old are you two?"

"We're both over a thousand years old" Felix says

"Wow" Steph exclaims "so that's like years of sex?" We give her a look as Felix laughs "hey Felix? Who's the oldest human you've ever had sex with?" I shake my head going to Demetri.