After school, the boys were driven home, and then they met up in the attic. They turned on the lights, and Huey declared, "I hereby call this meeting of the Adventurous Four into order! Let's begin with roll call! Huey? Here! Dewey?"

  "Here!" Dewey responded.

  "Louie?" 

  "Yo," Louie reacted nonchalantly.

  "Webby?"

  "Here!" Webby cheerfully cried.

  "As we all know, Dewey has fallen head-over-heels for his Science teacher. Is that correct, Dewey?"

  "Yes," Dewey answered, "what do you think I should do?"

  "Allow me," Louie confidently declared as he pulled out a rose cake pop, "to show you how it's done," and then Webby took a bite out of the cake pop.

  They set up a female romance dummy with a blonde, braided wig, a mannequin, a couple of cantaloupes, some markers for the face (Huey handled that), and one of Mrs. Beakley's old dresses. Louie went first, so he smoothly went up to "her" with his Cool Casanova Cologne on and said, "Hey, girl. Do you know where I can find a straw? Because I've just found a tall glass of water."

  Webby went behind the dummy and tried to pull off a more mature-sounding voice when she said, "No."

  "That's exactly what not to do," Huey commented, much to Louie's ire, "when you're talking to a girl, you must always treat her like you would anyone: with dignity and respect."

  Dewey walked up to the dummy and said, "Hi, I'm Dewey. What's your name?"

  Webby voiced the dummy, "Subbina."

  Dewey giggled and commented, "So... What's your favorite movie genre?"

  Webby answered for the dummy, "Romantic comedy. What's yours?"

  "Action, adventure, and drama."

  "How very interesting."

  "By George, I think he's ready," Huey declared happily, to which Webby asked, "Who's George?"