(A cheater Seijuro, requested by PsychopathicXDreamer .

I had fun writing this. And I'm sorry because I have a feeling that this is not what you wanted. XD

It's another song fic and the song is up there)

"I think Seijuro is cheating on me." I said out of the blue.

Momoi dropped the burger she was eating and her eyes widened. "What!? What made you think so!?"

Hey, recently it has been too weird
It's like you found someone else
It's not just one or two things i'm suspicious of,
Talk to me for while

"He seems to be avoiding me. He is acting so cold and I just can't help but notice." I stated, tucking strands of hair behind my ear.

"Hmm. That really sounds suspicious. Would you like to investigate on it?" Momoi said pointing at me with a piece of fries.

I nodded, obviously concerned.

"Speaking of the devil." She mumbled, looking out the glass.

Seijuro was walking on the streets but soon spotted me. He entered the fast food chain and sat beside me.

"...I'll just order more fries." Momoi said and stood up, giving me a meaningful look.

Hey, why did you hung up on me last night?
Don't you have time to just send me one text message?
Where were you? who were you with? what were you doing?
Don't miss out a single detail, tell me everything

"Why did you hung up last night?" I casually asked as he kissed my cheek.

"My battery went dead." He simply answered, drinking on my soda.

"..Why didn't you text me afterwards?"

"I fell asleep afterwards." He smoothly answered.

"....Really?"

"Yes. Are you questioning the absolute me?"

...I shook my head as a response.

I know all about it
You should stop changing the topic
You shouldn't lie to me anymore
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby

Those are the lies you will often hear to cheaters. I'm not going to back down. I'll investigate because I'm sure that Seijuro is up to something.

Later that day, I said farewell to Seijuro. After it felt fine, Momoi and I followed his track.

He was not using his car this time and that was definitely weird. He won't walk on feet unless the situation calls for it.

I know all about it
I'm just trying to be indifferent
Don't try to avoid my eyes
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby

He soon reached his manor. I expected him to enter the gate but he didn't. He walked straight ahead.

"Oh my goodness." Momoi put a hand on her mouth.

I fought the urge to mope and cry. I grabbed her hand and ran to catch up with Seijuro.

Something is definitely up. And a part of me hopes that it's not about cheating. But it's really hard to deny with all the evidences laid out in front of me.

Hey, you're awfully surprised right?
The intuitions of women are scary
When did you start cheating?
Tell me everything truthfully

We soon reached an apartment. An average one.

We waited until Seijuro entered a unit, glancing suspiciously behind his back. Once safe, we went for the said unit and looked through the window.

...But I can't see anything.

"Momoi, it's too dark." I whispered in a hushed tone.

"What do you mean 'dark'?" She asked.

"I can't see anything!"

"Well, to hell with that!?" She went for the door and kicked it open.

I went beside her and what I saw shocked me.

I know all about it
You should stop changing the topic
You shouldn't lie to me anymore
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby

Seijuro was on top of someone, making out with the person.

My mouth was gaped open and I struggled to speak a word.

Seijuro's head snapped to my direction and he appeared a little bit surprised.

I know all about it
I'm just trying to be indifferent
Don't try to avoid my eyes
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby

Don't tell me you're sorry
Don't put on a sad expression, like an idiot. I was the only one who didn't know

Like drama, like movie
Is that it? Hey listen baby
Stop pretending you don't know
Don't you know when you look into my eyes? No?
That brazen and shameless behaviour was all to put me down, right?
I hear it but I don't show it
Cut me some slack, hey!

"When the hell did you hook up with Shintaro!?" I angrily asked, walking to him.

He sat up and wiped the drool off his mouth.

"I never loved you." He stated. "I have always loved Shin."

"How dare you-!" I couldn't keep it in anymore. I slapped him on the face hard. "How dare you replace me with that.. That carrot!?" I accusingly pointed at Shintaro who was still panting for air.

"You're just a useless chess piece on my board." He said, not breaking his poker face. "Shin is my queen. And you, you are a nuisance."

I... I..

Tears started to fall from my eyes.

I didn't feel anything but wrath and pain.

I released a loud shriek and gave Seijuro a heavy punch in the gut.

I know all about it
You should stop changing the topic
You shouldn't lie to me anymore
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby

I know all about it
I'm just trying to be indifferent
Don't try to avoid my eyes
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby
You're bad, I'm not a fool baby

.....

"...._____? Are you alright...?"

...I groaned, opening my eyes.

There, I see my boyfriend in his glory, Takao.

Beside him was Shintaro, applying bandages on his hand.

"..." I rose up from the bench where I fell asleep.

" ..I just had the shittiest dream of my life." I said.

Takao laughed, hugging me close.

"What's it about?"

"Rakuzan's team captain was my boyfriend and he cheated on me with Shintarou."

"...The fuck?"

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(Bakamono: The end :^})