I was sitting on the couch, with a glass of water in my hand, talking to Piper about what it was like to be famous on the internet. Honestly, it was the only way to keep this girl distracted, since she had already started opening the birthday gifts for her brother.

"Let's see if I got it," I said a little confused. "Is Jana Tretazzini your frenemy?"

She nodded "she always wants to be better than me at everything, we're friends and all, but she copies all my photos from Twitflash."

She handed me her cell phone, and sure enough there was a photo of Jana just like the one Piper had taken last week, but identical, same clothes, same place, same pose, everything was the same.

"Wanna be," I stated.

"Exactly," she said, taking the phone away from her. "Kai, I urgently need you at my house for more time."

I frowned, "I'm here more than I'm home."

"True," she nodded, "but I need you to be here 24/7, my mom is almost gone, Henry spends his time in that weird store where they work and my dad is weird."

I looked at her and couldn't help but laugh, I looked down and sighed.

"I have to go to work too, Piper, I work right there you already said that, and I have to go to school."

"But when it's winter vacation you can be here," she gave a big smile, "and even more so if you were with my brother."

I glared at her, "Piper, stop it."

"Remember this moment, okay?" I nodded confused. "I'm going to say: I told you so."

This girl really wanted me to be here, and I understand, I don't like being in my house alone with my brothers, and with no one to talk to, they are very annoying, but I couldn't come live here either... it's not logical. And she's already starting to be too annoying about Henry.

"Oh Piper," I exclaimed, "you keep dreaming."

She shrugged and looked back at her phone. I was going to do the same as her, but at that exact moment, someone rang the house bell, making us all turn to look.

"Doorbell!" Jake shouted. "Piper, open the door."

"Nope," she answered.

"Okay, honey, can you open the door?" he asked his wife.

"Just a second," Kris said without taking his eyes off her phone.

Jake raised his arms "okay, no one will open the door."

I looked at everyone, and as I imagined they were all on her phones, I rolled my eyes, stood up from my seat and walked to the door cursing under my breath.

"Oh my God," I said as I opened the door.

"Hello," someone answered smiling from the other side of the door, "are you already eating 10 leches cake?"

"No, Schwoz," I looked at him confused, he was wearing a very strange green suit, along with a hat of the same color, "what are you doing here?"

Schwoz raised his eyebrows, "I'm the new neighbor, from Germany."

I crossed my arms and stared at him, I had my tongue over my teeth and my eyes were half-lidded.

"Ray!" I shouted.

Schwoz opened his eyes in fright, swallowed a little saliva and stood in a strange way. Seconds later Ray arrived with a glass in his hands.

"What do you want?" he asked, "what is he doing here?"

"He says he is the new neighbor coming from Germany," I answered.

"Are you coming for the 10 leches cake?" he asked again.

"No..." Schwoz responded a little hesitantly "...yes."

Ray raised his hand for him to high-five, and for Schwoz to do it, he had to jump, which was funny to watch, no offense. But as expected, Ray removed his hand as soon as he jumped.

"Too slow," he said, leaving there.

"Just come in," I made my way for him to pass.

I keep insisting, this day keeps getting too interesting.