Another day at this wonderful academy. Another wonderful prank to pull. Except this time, even Pinky-chan doesn't know about it! It's super-duper top secret! Though, I'll tell you a few things.

1) It involves Kacchan.

2) It takes 24 hours, and may be hardly noticeable. 

3) Deku might like it.

That's all the hints I can give you!~ Try guessing later.

"Hey hey Pink-Pink!" I sang as I walked to school. Did you know that me and Pink-Pink live close to each other? I didn't! Going to this academy is teaching me so many things! Glad I came. It's been weeks, and I finally fit in, so I wont be suspected of my prank... for a while, at least. Haha.

We went to class, where we were awaited by a scene I will never forget. But, it'll probably be better in Bakugou's point of view. So, Fia, change points of view!

NAH!

Do it!

Fine!

!!!Bakugou/Kacchan's POV!!!

I woke up this morning and felt a little... heavier on the top, but a bit lighter overall? Then I realized, I got turned into a fucking woman!

And a fucking woman with small breasts!

WHO DID THIS?!

WHY?!

HOW?!

But, as long as I can hide it, I'm good. But damn, my hair grew! Eh, it'll look like I need a haircut. No biggie. Damn, is someone changing my personality? Well, I gotta do my daily routine. 

KILL THOSE BACTERIA FUCKS!

DIE YOU FUCKING BACTERIA FUCKS!

DIE!

WHY YOU STILL THERE?! DIE! BACTERIA FUCKS!

Quick Narration~ Two minutes later, the bacteria fucks were indeed... dead.

Back to Kacchan~ 

I put my clothes on, but they seemed a bit... baggy. And by a bit, I mean like four sizes too fucking big! What the fuck?! And since my fucking breasts are so fucking small, ya can't even tell. Oh well. "Guess" that's good. And I went to school. Late. I walked in, and nobody noticed anything.

"Nobody'll notice.", I mutter under my breath.  I was walking to my seat, when I walked by Deku.

OH HELL NO!

"Kacchan."

"WHAT THE FUCK YOU WANT, DEKU?!"

"Did you shrink?"

"NO I DID NOT FUCKING SHRINK!"

"Then, why are you so small?"

"I AM NOT FUCKING SMALL!"

"You're Ochako's size."

"OCHAKO IS FUCKING TALL!"

"So, you admit your the size of Ochako?"

"NO." I gotta fix this shit! ...Hmm! I got it! "I'm just bending."

"Bending?"

"DO I NEED TO REPEAT MYSELF?! BENDING. I'M FUCKING BENDING BECAUSE I'M SO TALL THAT I HAVE TO LOOK DOWN THAT I WANT TO TRY LOOKING UP FOR ONCE. GOT A FUCKING PROBLEM WITH THAT?!"

"I think you shrank, Bakugou." The girl of my same height, Ochako, said.

"NO!" I REJECT THIS! I GO ON STRIKE FROM STANDING! So, I sit.

"You're still small."

"Well, I was bending my chest!"

"Wha-"

"YEAH, DEKU, I WAS BENDING MY CHEST, DOING THIS NEW EXERCISE MY FUCKING MOM MADE ME FUCKING TRY!"

"Oh." Then, I hear some familiar fucking giggles. Was it those two? 

Now, while Kacchan ponders this possible idea, let's go back to me!~

YOU CANT FUCKING CHANGE POV LIKE THAT

I just did. FIGHT ME.

Ya wanna go?

Actually no my only quirk is killing you by writing hahahah

Fuck.

And so, we continue the story in the POV of our beloved Foster.

"YEAH DEKU, I WAS BENDING MY CHEST, DOING THIS NEW EXERCISE MY FUCKING MOM MADE ME FUCKING TRY!" I hear Bakugou yell.

"This is gold." I joked with Pinky, and she ended up giggling. Which was fine 'til Bakugou heard. I looked at his face, then looked down, down, at his chest. No boobs. Huh. Did he find a wrap already or... is he just flat-chested?!? 

DIDN'T EXPECT THAT!

Damn, I love my quirk.

Bakugou sat down, eager for class to start. More specifically, eager for attention to be off of him. You might say, Bakugou, Pinky-chan, and I were late. How are we here before class? Simple. Sensei is late. Love having a lazy homeroom~.  

Almost as if by cue, Aizawa-sensei enters, rolling in his sleeping bag. We do... nothing. All Sensei says is "I'm tired. Good night."

Good lesson.

Deku started a conversation with Todoroki, completely ignoring the flat-chested, aggressive, explosive shemale who sat next to him. I head over to Kacchan, Pinky goes somewhere else.. to Asui, I believe.  As I arrive at a pouting Kacchan, I realize he isn't alone. Tall, tall Iida is there.

"Hey y'all!"

"Why the fuck are you here, happy-go-lucky quirkless guy?"

"Ouch."

"Oh, haha. Bakugou is more arrogant then usual, not just to you." Iida states.

"Ah, thanks for telling me! You're a good class president!"

"Really? Ah, thanks."

"No problem." I smile, and Iida leaves me alone with the arrogant shemale.

"So Bakugou..." I think for a second of what to say. I could tease him about it, get straight to the point, be mean about it, so many options.... 

"What the fuck ya want?"

"Well, I know."

"What the fuck do you know?"

"Know that you're more arrogant then usual~~"

"Took you that long?"

"Nah~ Iida told me." I laugh. "But in reality, you look different."

"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT?"

"I mean, you're smaller. Ochako's size, Your chest is a bit bigger." I stop for a second, for a bit more effect. "And you're voice is higher pitched."

"So?"

"Nothing, but I have a question for ya. It's simple, really."

"THEN WHY THE FUCK DID YOU NOT START WITH IT?"

"I wanted to ask you... just for your sake,

How will you dress out for gym today?"

"Wha-"

"Shush. Let me be clearer." I smirk. "Do you want to see the guys see that you're a girl? How the hell will you hide it? Will you say, 'I am sick. I can't dress out.?' People will know eventually, no matter how hard you try. So, I ask you this- are you ready for your friends to know now?"

"DAMN. You're fucking smarter than I thought!"

"Oh, ah, thanks. Have fun solving the mystery of being a closet shemale!" I paused for a second, just to sound cool. "Toodles!" Then, I went on to talk to Pinky-chan!

"Hey Hey Pink-Pink!"

"Hi Hi Fos-Fos!"

"What'cha doing?"

"Nothin' much. Just researching your quirk."

"Wha-?"

"Yeppers. I figured out your quirk, and I can't say it's the best."

"Oh?"

"It's manipulative, but in some cases, when asked for, it can give people happiness."

"I... guess?"

"Yup, I got your quirk! I know it!"

"Which is?"

"Creating Dank Memes that will ruin the World!"

"Nope." Thank God she didn't guess it.