Mina's POV~

"Then is it... Ice?"

"Nope."

"Invisibility?"

"I wish."

"Creating Dank Memes?" If I go back to what I believe his quirk is, and catch him off guard, he may accidentally say "Yes!"

"You said that already." ...Or not.

I've searched up the name "Foster Child", many times, and the only thing that comes up is the definition, and pictures of foster children.

"Pinky! Pink-Pink?" The voice of the man calls out my name, jolting me from my daydreaming.

"Yes, Fos-Fos?" I smiled, acting as if I was listening the entire time to whatever he was saying.

"So, it's okay?"

"Perfect!" I hope I didn't get myself in a sticky situation...

"Thank You!" He then leaned in, close to my face as if he was going to kiss me, and then whispered "Liar."

"W-wha? I was lying?" I asked, dumbfounded.

"I was talking to you, then I noticed you weren't listening, so I was thinking of ways to prank you, but then I realized you wouldn't of helped me if I did that~~~", He hummed lightheartedly.

"You really thought about that."

"Did I~~?" He sang. His voice grew quieter and deeper, "Anyways, I want you to go up to Bakugou." Bakugou! Why? "It's a simple request, really. Go up to him and say, "Bakugou-chan! We need to talk.""

"W-wha? I think this is a dare."

"Nope! A favor!"

"Yeah, sure." I winked and set off to complete my dare assigned to me by Fos-Fos.

"Hiya!" I sang as I went to Bakugou's desk.

"What the fuck do you want to talk about, Pink?" He replied coldly.

"Salty as ever I see."

"Why the hell are you here?"

"Bakugou", I paused, "chan, We need to talk."

"First Child! Then, You!"

"Huh?"

"Was this a fucking prank? If so, change it right now or I will fucking kill you!" He scream-whispered.

"What do you mean, Bakugou-chan?"

"Well, stop calling me chan. Then, let's talk." He quietly added, "In Private."

"U-uh, sure?" I answered, confuzzled.

"Spill it, Pink." He said like one of those mob bosses.

"Spill what?" I don't know what he's talking about... why's he more pissed than usual?

"I'm shorter. I have longer hair. I have smaller feet, and longer nails."

"Yeah, what about it?"

"Someone fucking changed my fucking gender and I think it was you two."

"Oh my lord!" I started laughing, Bakugou's  gender was changed? That's pure gold! "How're you gonna dress out for gym?"

"You and Child, both. Both of ya fuckers, both of ya asked me the same question. And there is only one response."

"Which is?"

"I won't dress out." He retorted.

"NOOOOO! DRESS OUT! TODAY!"

"Why?"

"BECAUSE I WANNA SEE YOUR BABY BOOBS!"

"MY BOOBS ARE NOT BABY BOOBS!"

"PLEASE! Girl, you're flat."

"I AM NOT FLAT!"

"Yeah, you are."

"SQUARE UP AND FIGHT ME BITCH!"

"That seems like a lot of work... so nah!"

"BITCH!!"

"Toodles! Have an amazing time dressing out! P.S. Dress out in a stall! Say you have to pee or something!" I sang then ran away from the angry shemale.

Fos-Fos... where are you? Fos-Fos? Oh, there he is. "Hey, Chili-chan!"

"Hi, Pinky-chan!" He waved, "So, how'd it go?"

"I got in an argument with him about him being flat."

"You--" He laughed, "and him?" He was laughing so hard he was crying, "Got in a- OH MY GOD THAT'S COMEDIC GOLD!"

People were looking at him, confused.

Then, Deku came over.

"Hey, what's up?"

"We were discussing the arrogant shem-" Chili-chan put a hand over my mouth.

"Pinky-chan!" He gave me a glare.

"Shemale!" I tried to yell but his hand was there...

So I bit it.

"Ouch! Pinky-chan! That hurts..." He flailed his hand.

"The arrogant...?" Deku began.

"Sexy explodoking." I commented in a rather (fake) serious manner.

Deku looked at me. Blinked once. Blinked twice. "Okay then." He turned on his heel and left, clearly uncomfortable with the words that slipped out of my mouth.

I love bothering people~! It's so much fun!

The genderbent person of the day walks in with a sour attitude. Or, maybe she was there the entire time, and I just didn't notice. Either way, it would be fun to watch an annoyed Bakugou march around, so I grabbed a handful of popcorn from Foster's convenient bucket and enjoyed the show.

The angry explodoking marched up to his next victim- Deku. "You know, don't you?!"

"Know... what?" Deku tilted his head in confusion innocently.

Deku is honestly so pure and innocent it surprises me. "Aww..." Foster began. "I feel bad for Midoriya. He's getting blamed for something he didn't do."

"You didn't feel bad for me?" I asked.

"Nope." He blatantly stated.

"Wow. So, you set me up for an almost inevitable death by the king of explodokills?"

"Not necessarily. I knew you could get out of it with jokes and stuff." I looked at him in confusion, and he just shrugged, before going back to watch the scene unravel before us.

"Deku! Damn it! Do you know or not?"

"No..." Deku began. Bakugou took him out of his collar grasp and sighed. Deku didn't seem to care whether he was being held by his collar or not, as his reaction stayed the same the entire time. Confused.

Deku proceeded to ask Iida and Ochaco if they knew what was going on, which, they clearly didn't. It's only me and Fos-Fos that know!!

Wait.

How did Fos-Fos figure this out in the first place?

"Chili-chan, how did you know Bakugou was a girl?"

"I have my ways." He smiled his normal non-confrontational smile.

"And... what are these ways?" I asked, attempting and failing to interrogate him.

"Ways you don't need to know of." He continued to smile sweetly.

"Harsh."

"Not really."

"Yes really."

"Nah." He sighed- not a bothered sigh, not an annoyed sigh, but a bored sigh. He had just been watching Bakugou threaten Deku less than two minutes ago. Was that not entertaining enough?

Did he seriously get bored that easily?

Oh, well. I'm a rather entertaining person, so I don't have to worry about Chili getting bored!!

Other than sighing, Chili seemed to be doing something else.

Watching.

Analyzing.

It was as if he was searching for his next victim to mess around with- to reveal some big secret about, and then he locked eyes with her.

Well, I guess I know who Chili will focus on bothering next.