I have just finished reading my funny diary to the Ghosty Bunny (previously known as Natasha, the name we no longer say). It took a long time to contact the Ghosty Bunny because of the Demon constantly hovering. But we finally did it!

Once I finish reading, Natasha says 'Aw is that it I was enjoying it so much.' I unfortunately had to confirm that aw, this is it, you were enjoying it so much. Natasha is then silent and then she finally pops the big question.

I can already see the diamond ring! Oh my goodness!

Natasha asks: 'Have you done Ms Ray's maths prep?'

I say 'No.'

I am typing this out and feeling gleeful about giving Natasha an extra entry to the diary so that this is no longer it and she can enjoy it so much.

But then it turns out Natasha heard nothing that I said while typing.

She says: 'You were mumbling then whispering then laughing to yourself'

'And now your typing noise sounds like you are in the rain or something'

Then I read it all again.

Ghosty Bunny is silent.

Me: Was that funny?

Ghosty Bunny: Yes. Yay.

Me: I'm going to call you GB.

GB: I only have 1 MB of memory though.

Me: Okay, MB. Mostly bunny.

MB: Not even an entire bunny.

Me: You couldn't finish making the bunny before the test was over. So you had to leave 5 marks of the bunny.

MB: It's worse in Geography.

Me: It's now 3 am so I have to go sleep.

MB: Same

What a plot twist! The nocturnal is sleeping! I did not know that this was possible. I think a law of physics has been broken. (Also, if you are nocturnal don't call other people nocturnal and be a hypocrite. Except I can do this because I am writing this)

MB: The power of the author.

I'm so powerful that I can end this diary entry right now!

The Diary Entry That Never Was

We did not sleep and actually continued to talk. At the end of our conversation I said, 'That was really funny I should've written it down it could've been another diary entry'.

Oh well! Good night!