Once I climbed the Empire State Building and then I jumped off the Empire State Building with my flying pig squiggles who carried me over the clouds and then squiggles died and then  I was falling but I have wings so then I flew over the clouds and I am the person who goes around the city and scratch off everyone's face because I am so cool and don't get into my way or else I will kill you.  If you touch me or do anything that wretched I will kill you.... BECAUSE IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU AND EVERYONE.

I also drew this
This is Squiggles