I was chilling with my friends. One of them was my best friend. He was very nice and generous. He donated to both the moon, earth, and mars' charities annually. He loved everyone and I was lucky o be with him when all of a sudden, he got eaten!

I saw a weird rectangle figure flee as soon  as my best friends was eaten. 

He said it was yummy. I'm gonna eat another human.

I ran after the rectangle and I saw that it was a hoverboard with diabetes. I tried to warn the mayor, but it was too late. The hoverboard has already eaten the entirety of New Korea. I was depresses becuz tats where my parents live. So I killed the hoverboard with another hoverboard and I buried all of New Korea and all of me and my friends held a funeral.

The end.