Hazel: If you want me to be a teenager, you don't send me to support group. You give me a fake ID so I can go to clubs, and drink gimlets, and take pot.
Dad: You don't take pot.
Hazel: Well that's the kind of thing I would know with a fake ID!

~The Fault In Our Stars

A/N: Sorrie, I don't know why I love this so much!