*Cricket sounds* ...

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Dimentio: How does it feel to be your worst jester ever huh?? >:D

Ruv: Shut up your mother buys you Mega Blocks instead of Legos!!!! >:)

Dimentio: You f**ken take that back you Russian Man ):<

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Kirby: *Sees a fake rat* O.O * Runs off and gets on top of Ruv* Ó.Ò

Ruv: O.Ó

Meta: *Sees a fake rat* Is... is it real??

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Galacta: Ruv do you want the Meta Knight plush? 😏

Ruv: O-O

Galacta: *Yeets the plush*

Ruv: *Tries to get it but crashes into Meta's things*

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Meta: *As a neko cat* Ò/////Ó

Ruv: Well hello Meta Kitty...

Ruv: *Tries to pet him* Can I pet the Meta Kitty??

Meta: *Tries to run off*

Ruv: Where you going??!!

Ruv: *Chases the Meta Cat* Kitty come back here Meta Kitty!!! Meta WHERE YOU GOING??!!

Meta: *Escapes Sarv's Church*

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Selever: After one hour of trying to put Kirby to sleep... *Chases after Kirby*

Selever: KIRBY NO!!

Selever: COME HERE!!!

Kirby: *Falls down the stairs and giggles*

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Kirby: DAD WHITTY!!! IS THAT A WEED??!!

Whitty: No this is a crayon...

Kirby: I'M CALLING THE POLICE!!!

Kirby: *Pushes 911 on the microwave*

911: 911 what's your emergency??

Whitty: =/

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Meta: *Is talking to the police*

Whitty: META IS THAT THE POLICE?!

Whitty: I'M CALLING THE WEED!!!!

Whitty: *Presses 420 on the microwave*

420: 420 watcha smoking???

Meta 7-7

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Escargoon: Cooking with your Russian friend

Ruv: Sup? *Makes a peace sign*

Escargoon: First you get your pot, you add your oil

Ruv: Then you get your waddle dees!!! >:D *Holds one of King Dedede's waddle dees*

Escargoon: NO MAN!!! WTF!!!???

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Escargoon: Barbecuing with your Russian friend

Ruv: Sup?

Escargoon: Turn on your barbecue, then you heat your grill

Escargoon: *Opens the grill*

Ruv: Then you get your math books *Holds one of Escargoon's math books*

Escargoon: Exactly- NO NO NO!!! NOT MY WORKING MATH!!! *Grabs the math books away from Ruv*

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Escargoon: Cooking with your Russian friend

Ruv: Sup? *Makes a peace sign*

Escargoon: Then you get your pot, and you add your water

Ruv: THEN YOU ADD YOUR VODKA!!!! >:D *Dumps all the vodka on the floor*

Escargoon: NO NO NO NO NO!!! NOT THE VODKA!!!! D:

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Escargoon: Cooking with your Russian friend

Ruv: Sup? And we're back

Escargoon: Before cooking your meat it's important to-

Ruv: *Holds one of the Waddle Dees* Unfreeze the Waddle Dees!!!! >:D

Escargoon: NO NO NO NOT THE WADDLE DEES!!!!! D: *Tries to grab the Waddle Dees from Ruv*

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Escargoon: Hi folks, and welcome back to Cooking with your Russian friend, let's check what's in the oven

Ruv: *Opens the oven and a waddle dee was in here*

Escargoon: As you can see the pies are looking beautiful- *Sees a Waddle Dee* O-O BRO WHAT ARE YOU DOING??!! NOT LIKE THAT-!!!! *Grabs Waddle Dee out of the oven*

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Done

😐👍