*sorting out baby bottles while in FaceTime*
*mild chatter between us*
*silence*
Bff: WHY ARE THERE SO MANY FREAKING NIPPLES?!!?
Me: *looks up at phone in confusion*
Me: *shakes it off*
*5 minutes later*
Bff: HOW DO THESE NIPPLES KEEP MULTIPLYING?!??
Me: Are you okay??