Can I murder someone? My fudging gosh this is so annoying!

Hello people's! I'm here to talk about:

FUDGING UPDATES THAT UPDATE CHAPTERS EVERY FUDGING SECOND OF THE DAY!

I know, Im one to talk but I at least TRY not to spam people.

THESE people just randomly AHHHHHH!!

UPDATE UPDATE UPDATE!!

Me: *check notifications*

iPod: You have 20 notifications from*insert name*

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ARE YOU FUDGING KIDDING ME??!!

I literally wanna hack their account and go smack them senselessly and delete their books!

Ha! Take that you jaggy updater! They'll teach ya for all the spam!!

And you know what's makes it worse? When they brag and be like "My book is WAY more popular then yours" attitude. Excuse me biotch?

Where the hell have you been living: Under a rock?

I don't take shiz from people and neither should you. Especially when they always promote their books. Like:

"Hey read my book!" "Hey are you part of #*insert name*?" "Read my book now!"

WTF!!! Like ugh!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I need to cool off. I can't take this crap anymore.

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(For @ShortPencilCrayons!!)