Okay, I absolutely HATE being confused. So, when Im confused, I get frustrated. When I get frustrated I get angry and when I get angry, Here come the rants.

I'm here to rant about friends that aren't your friends but claim to be your friends.

I know, confusing right?

So, basically there the people that go "Your my Bestie!" Turns back on you 5 fudging seconds later.

What the H E DOUBLE HOCKEY STICKS IS THIS!!

Honestly they tell you "I'll stick with ya till the end!"

Literally 5mins later they ditch you and treat you like the wrapper to their candy.

Well, I certainly won't have that. Nope, not at all.

I swear, I'm A God Believer and There are times when I wanna slap someone so hard they'll fly to heaven!

But, enough about that. Lets go down the check list.
1: Ditcher CHECK!
2: Tries to act cool CHECK!
3: Likes you but ignored you and annoys the living shiz outta you CHECK!!

Okay, if you see someone like that that's SUPPOSEDLY your friend;

USE THE SLAP AND RUN STRATEGY! It works! (Most of the time......)

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(Thanks for the idea @ShortPencilCrayons!! :3)