I get bitten by a radioactive spider when I am on a school trip in a spider breeding facility. [Very irresponsible of them]

I discover that my aunt dies of a heart attack.

I attend her funeral but before were about to leave I get kidnapped.

Some CEO had abducted me and wanted me to catch all high school bullies around the world

I spend the next five years catching juvenile criminals.

I end up as a star actor for some 7 years and then start tutoring highschool kids after that.

I become the most stable spiderman in the multiverses