Yes, me had a dream about Pennywise the clown.
I was just waking up in the middle of the night feeling hungry being that I hadn't ate before bed, which didn't make all that much sense. I sluggishly arose from my bed and was about to walk into my hallway. As I pulled the doorknob, door now fully opened, I saw what looked like some human figure up on my ceiling.
I jumped a little startled at what I was seeing. I then saw it's big white teeth and silver eyes. Luckily, I had just happened to have my phone on me so I turned on my flashlight and saw that it was IT himself. I looked at his giant body with my mouth cracked opened. " you're scared, aren't you? " he asked with a wide grin splattered across his face.
I stood there still, mouth still cracked a bit. " You can't even speak can you? Are you that shocked? " He asked still smiling. I then finally answered. " Uh, actually I am trying to figure out why in the ham in cheese sandwiches are you up on my ceiling like that. I just got my ceiling fixed from the leak I had a week ago. " I then put one hand in my pocket.
" Uhm...what? " He asked in confusion as if he couldn't hear what I said. " CAN YOU PLEASE GET OFF OF MY CEILING!? THANK YOU AND HAVE A NIIIIIICE DAY!! " I yelled as if he didn't hear me. He froze there confused as to why I wasn't scared. " Why aren't you scared? " He asked with a tiny quiver in his voice. He really did want me to be scared. It would have made him happy. " Why would I be scared of a rag doll like you? " I asked with a hand on my hip, sass in my voice ( btw, I'd never act like this irl lol ). " You little prick! Be scared you dumb little fart! " He yelled, teeth clenching together in anger.
" I know you can't be talking about little fart says the one who smells like one!! Body built like a can of Pringles! " I yelled back. He stopped and looked at his arm that was fading a bit. " YOU BUTT HOLE! " He yelled. " Can you move!? I need to go and buy some milk. " I asked impatiently. " Forget you and your milk! " He screamed crawling away and opening the front door.
" I WILL SCARE YOU! " he screeched. " Yeah yeah whatever. " I yelled back walking outside after he had left.
That's all for now!! I hope you enjoyed it!!
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