Hey, mom and dad.
I don't recall signing up for school five days a week for 9 months and 20 years in all with included 100% stress all day, overwhelming and difficult homework, no free time, anxiety, peer pressure, extremely rude, demanding, and impatient teachers that don't give one single care in the world about my existence, no social life, insanely large and time-consuming projects, depression, things I never need to learn in class, and 1/2 hours of sleep every night.

Uh, I choose life.

I mean really, are you trying to destroy my health, personality, and life itself?