Liz arranged a memorial party for Potato. It was really sad, not because Potato was probably dead, but because the only people who showed up was a half eaten tuna sandwich and Pikachu who apparently had Pokémon Rabies. Not a Douchembourg tradition this time. The banquet had a wide variety of glass, more of an obsession that a tradition really. Lol.

Liz turns on her toplap and goes on Tubeyou. She clicks on her favourite cover of Bang Bang by Ariana Tall, Jessie Mockingjay and Niki Anaconaj. The lyrics were a little off and the cover artists confirmed that they were drunk, but its a Douchembourg tradition.

Suddenly a magical giraffe breaks through the door Liz's one true love, Potato.

Liz throws glass in the giraffe's face and takes Potato.

"Oohh bay, I missed you sooo much," Liz says, she licks the potato.

The giraffe got angry and shot lazers out of his/her eyes at Potato, turning him to ashes. Liz cried. She started eating metal to cheer herself up. Again.