Hey guys so I was rewatching D3 last night because I my TV can record shows and my parents watched the first half with me (They had to go to bed).

Some of their reactions were really funny so I decided to give you a summarized play by play of what that looked like. So enjoy and I hope you find it as amusing as I do.

Mal starts talking during the intro.

Dad: Well this is gonna be a stupid movie. Where's the girl talking?

Me: Dad this is how the movies always start, now shush.

Good to be Bad starts playing

Mom: Didn't one of these guys die?

Me: Yes, Cameron Boyce. He plays Carlos, the boy with the white hair.

Dad: He did die? Who's kid is he supposed to be anyway?

Mom: He's Cruella DeVil's son. Even I know that.

Dad: Whatever you old bat. (My father calls my mother this frequently to playfully irritate her)

Mom: *slaps dad's arm with a smile on her face* Love you too honey.

Me and My Sister: SSSHHH!

Mal and the VK's announce who will be going to Auradon.

Mom: Who's Lady Tremaine?

Me: Cinderella's step mother.

Mom: Oh she has a name?

My sister: Yes mom, she has a name. She's Dizzy's grandma but Drizella is her mom.

Mom: Drizella?

Me: Cinderella's step sister.

Mom: Oh. And why is Smee on the Isle? He's not a villian.

Me: He's Captain Hook's Side kick so he got banished too.

My Sister: Look, Mal is Maleficent's daughter, Evie is Evil Queen's daughter, Jay is Jafar's son, Carlos is Cruella's son, Dizzy is Drizella's daughter, Squeaky and Quirmy are Smee's sons and Celia is Dr. Facilier's daughter. Got it?

Dad: Who's Dr. Facilier?

My sister: *groaning* the villian from the princess in the frog. You know, *sings* 'I got friends on the other side'.

Dad: OOOOOh the creepy voodoo guy.

Me: *face palms* yes dad, the creepy Voodoo guy. Now can we keep watching?

Dad: Wait, but wheres the pirates? I wanna see the pirate guys you always talk about.

Me: They're coming, just keep watching.

Ben starts singing to propose to Mal.

Dad: Oh no he's singing, why is he singing?

Me: Just watch.

Ben proposes.

Dad: No!

Audrey yells no!

Dad: Well she's gonna turn evil now.

Me: Dad!

Audrey starts taunting Mal.

Mom: Who's daughter is she?

Me: Sleeping Beauty.

Dad: So the good guy goes bad?

Me: Yes dad.

Hades tries to break the barrier.

Dad: Oooooo flamey guy.

My sister: That's Hades.

Dad: Uh Oh shes got purple smoke coming out of her. *sing songs* he's gonna get it.

Mal gets zapped.

Mom: That's not good.

Me: Nope.

Audrey starts singing

Dad: Oh no she's rapping.

Me: *shakes head*

Dad: Devil on her shoulder where the angel used to be? I have one of those.

Audrey transforms.

Dad: I told you she was gonna be evil.

Audrey turns Mal into an old hag.

Dad: Ewww she's an ugly spud now.

Me: *roles eyes*

Evie tells Mal she ages beautifully.

Dad: Honey no she doesn't.

Me: Dad, she was being nice.

Dad: Still, she's lying.

Chad runs off to take selfies with the people on the hill.

Dad: Who's he? He's stupid.

Me: That's Chad, Cinderella and Prince Charming's son.

Dad: What's wrong with him?

My sister: *smirking* Let's just say there's not alot of there, there.

Dad: *stares in confusion before shaking his head and continuing to watch*

Audrey shows up at the party.

Mom: She's back again.

Dad: oh great its *mock singing* the queen of mean.

Me: *snorts as I try not to laugh*

Audrey starts singing Happy Birthday and putting people to sleep.

Mom: Why is the Chad guy still awake?

Dad: Why did the girl jump in the lake?

Me: I don't know I guess she is protecting him somehow and Jane jumped in the lake cause its enchanted and will protect her from the spell.

Mal turns back to normal

Dad: Why is she young again?

Me: The barrier keeps out the magic, it must have diffused the spell.

VK's see the pirates on their bikes.

Dad: It's the pirate guys!

Me and my sister: *giggling*

Dad: Why does he talk like this? *mimics Harry* Is he Canadian or British or something?

Me and My sister: *Wheezing as we try not to laugh too loud*

Me: *Still Wheezing* Dad, he's Scottish!

Dad: Oh he's one of them kilt wearing guys.

Me: *giggling* Yes.

Mal calls Hades Dad

Mom: So she's his daughter too?

Me: yup

Dad: Ah so Hades and Maleficient got a little action together huh?

Me: Gross dad!

Hades and Mal start singing.

Dad: Is this gonna keep happening?

Me: Yup

Mal and Hades stand side by side wagging their fingers and moving their heads at the same time.

Dad: Nuh Uh. They did not just do the finger wiggle head twist.

Hades sticks his tongue out at the end.

Dad: Who does he think he is? K.I.S.S.?

Audrey appears in Ben's office and starts running her hand along his face and shoulder.

Dad: Well she's getting frisky.

Harry and Gil jump through the barrier.

Dad: They pirate guys are back! Yes! Which one is it you like again? The smiley one or the dark one?

Me: *sighs* Harry, or the dark one as you called him.

Mom: He's got on a lot of eye make up.

Me: That's his Guyliner, it's his signature look.

Dad: Guyliner? What the hell is guyliner?

Me: He's a guy, wearing eyeliner. Therefore, we call it guyliner.

Dad: You guys are wierd.

Uma appears from the ocean to catch the ember.

Mom: Well I know who she belongs to. The villian from The Little Mermaid...um...

Me: Ursula?

Mom: Yeah her.

Uma says "So the good guy turned bad?"

Dad: See!? That's what I said! She gets it! I like her, She's my favorite now.

Harry and Gil explain what happened to the bikes.

Dad: Ooooo he's a bit of a crazy guy. *starts laughing maniacly, mimicking Harry's crazy eyes* hehehehe.

Gil starts asking about stuff.

Dad: He's not the brightest is he? Who does he belong to?

Me: Gaston.

Mom: That explains alot.

Dude talks.

Dad: why is the dog talking? Dogs dont talk.

My sister: Hey ate a magic gummy in the last movie.

Audrey pets Chad.

Dad: That's really wierd.

Harry notices the armor move and the girls ignore his warning.

Dad: *sing songs* They better listen or they're going to be in trouble.

Night Falls begins.

Dad: Okay honey they're singing again, it's time to go to bed.

*parents exit the room*

So yeah, this is why I have rewatched it again today by myself because I keep having people watch it with me who constantly comment and so I miss things. But anyway this was my parents' reactions, my dad more so than my mom.

Some of it's funny, some of its whatever, but I figured it would be fun to share. So enjoy!    -Meloetta246