S4: Are we allowed to bring like electric scooters or something?

S4: When did you meet your wife?
Instructor: During the pandemic.
S8: ChatGPT, Chat GPT!

S9: In my defense, the toilet flooded.

S3: Live, laugh, love, insanity.

S7: Homer Simpson dropped a donut and caused Chernobyl.

S1: Technically, the UN is the world's biggest pessimists gathering together to be more pessimistic.

Instructor: Just have your parents yeet you off the driveway.

S10: This means that war and college sports are the same.

S2: [Student] IS SUCH A DUMB PERSON OH MY FREAKING GOD SHE THREW FOOD WASTE INTO MY FINAL FOCUS WHEN WE DIDN'T BRING IT UP IN ANY OTHER SPEECH AND THEN I RAN OUT OF TIME TO OUTWEIGH BECAUSE THIS DUMB PERSON WANTED TO DO HEALTH OVER ENVIRONMENT UGHHHH
Also S2: I HOPE SHE CRIES HER EYES OUT, I HOPE SHE NEVER FINDS HAPPINESS, I HOPE SHE STUBS HER TOE EVERY DAY, I HOPE SHE STUBS HER TOE SO BAD HER FOOT IT PERMANENTLY DEFORMED AND SHE HAD TO LIMP EVERY DAY AND I HOPE SHE HAS TO RUN THE TWO MILE EVERY SINGLE PERIOD ON THAT BROKEN FOOT AND I HOPE IT HURTS SO BAD SHE'S CONSTANTLY CRYING!!! THEN, I HOPE WHEN SHE TRIES TO SLEEP THE ROOM TEMPERATURE IS TOO HOT AND THE PILLOW IS WARM ON BOTH SIDES. I HOPE SHE SLEEPS BADLY EVERY NIGHT AND IS SORE THE DAY AFTER. THIS DUMB FEMALE DOG I SWEAR TO THE GOOD LORD SHE'S LIKE "wHy dOn'T yOu pReP bEfOrE" AND THEN MESSES UP LIKE THIS

S11: CAT OMG
S8: Is she okay?
Instructor: Yes, just extremely lazy. The cat, not [S11]. Hard to say which you meant.
S10: Why does she look like she's seen things?
Instructor: She is somewhat haunted.
S10: oh

S3: Why is [instructor] like the non-shiny version of Sam Reich?
S12: bro what
Instructor: what
S13: My history teacher looks like you!

S11: Would [S3] dying just be your impact?
S13: Yes
S11: "jUdGe, iF wE dOn'T bAn sInGlE uSe pLaStIcS mY pArTnEr wIlL dIe"
S13: "The impact of this would be one dead person, one very sad person, and four traumatized people."

S12: Ew, LD kids.

S11: I paid some kid during lunch to help me look for evidence!

A/N I would put in screenshots of their VERY heated conversation over the Super Bowl, but I don't want to anger anyone hehe