Inspiration for this compilation is my debate class and IndigoSilver08 's out of context book.
If anyone reading this also does debate, hello, I'm a public forum novice :)
Now, enjoy the chaos!!!!!!
-Lin <3

Instructor: And then the judge's brain explodes because it's too early in the morning and they haven't had their coffee yet.

S1: What if Joe Biden goes into a delirium and buys a million pounds of ice cream
S2: then Trump will take over with cookies

Instructor: ...but when your parents receive that letter, they'll make you live in the Harry Potter cupboard under the stairs until you turn 18 so don't mess with me
S2: (he's asian btw) DO YOU HAVE ANY EVIDENCE FOR THAT???
Instructor: My evidence is that my Jewish parents aren't Asian parents but it's close

S2: MY GUARDS WATCHED PEPPA PIG LAST NIGHT

S1: DID SOMEONE SAY TROOPS IN NORTH KOREA? WHAT DO TROOPS IN NORTH KOREA HAVE TO DO WITH STUDENT LOANS?
S2: WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO DO WITH MY LIFE????

S3: I don't have any braincells
Instructor: Borrow some from your partner
S3: We're all out of brain cells
Instructor: Buy some from your opponent
S1: we spent all our brain cells on this thing
S2: WE'RE BROKE ON BRAIN CELLS

S2: KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND

Instructor: Hey everyone keep your pants on

S1: Gonna bury joe biden in a pile of rubber ducks

S1: are we adopted
Instructor: well you're about to be

S2: I'm going to invite the turkey's husband to Thanksgiving dinner and have him watch me chop his wife's head off

S1: can we practice in the backrooms?

Instructor: Hey [student name] those guys are gonna practice back there if you hear them getting off topic tell me and I will throw them out the window

S2: we don't need another alvin and the chipmunks bro

S1: Now what were you saying about Spongebob again?