The most embarrassing thing I've ever lived  happened to me right after the blowjob. Its ridiculous, I don't even know how to explain it. 

I guess we were just really excited, when I was done with his dick he pulled me up so we would get on with the other stuff, but he's strong and I'm a slim person. We were gonna kiss but the force caused my tongue to, sort of, get stuck in his tooth gap! 
"Ouch!" We both mouthed, or tried to as we could barely speak in the position we were in.
"Rachel whaat teh fuck!"
"Haalp I can't get iht ouht"

He laughed, then I laughed, then we both panicked. If I tried to pull it back he complained that it hurt and I was afraid of damaging his beautiful teeth. Thank God he was quite clean or else I would be disgusted. My face had never felt so hot before, 
"Waht are we gunna doh?"
He began to push back at my tongue with his and actually moved it a bit so he did that until mine finally budged out. We sighed in relief not feeling sexually aroused anymore, just awkward. He pulls his pants up, "Do you uh, do you want something to drink?"
"Um yeah sure" I reply clearing my throat, my tongue feels irritated. Strangest fucking thing ever.