HANDSOME JACK'S POV

I can't hurt her, there's just something I can't comprehend. Her average looks can't be it, her style isn't to my liking, so what is it? What do I love about her so much? She's just a stupid Pandoran commoner.

AUTHOR'S POV

Jack had a glint of compassion in his eyes. He grabbed your hand, surprising you. You blush, being pulled up and off the cold metal ground. You stumbled, Jack holding your waist. "Tell ya what, kid; I'll letcha think about it." He looked down at you and smirked a little. "Thank you, I guess." You muttered. "I can't let you live off of nothing though, you'll need to work for it somehow. How about accounting? Know anything about that, cupcake?" You nodded in response. "Alright, than." Jack paused, thinking for a second. "RHYS, VAUGHN, YVETTE!!" Your new boss yelled. You blocked your ears, since he was practically screaming in your ear. Three people ran towards you and Jack. "Listen up, kiddos; You're gonna be teaching this girl the ropes of Hyperion. Specifically; accounting." He paused once again. "Oh yeah, here's a Hyperion-issued poster." He shoved a poster into your arms. "Thanks, I guess?" You said, confused. You walked towards the three and waved.
"Hey Rhys. I'm guessing you are Yvette?" You turned towards the lanky female with the black pencil skirt. "Got that right. How'd you know?" She asked. "I heard Rhys talking about you." You smiled, Rhys blushing. "We should probably teach her how everything works now.." The other dude, presumably Vaughn intervened. "Right, well.. Yeah, let's do that." Rhys cleared his throat.

The three of you walked to the accounting department and sat down at a group of desks. Rhys and Vaughn sat at opposite facing desks, while you and Yvette did the same, but across from them. "So, who's buying my lunch today?" Yvette crossed her arms and leaned back in her office chair. "1-2-3 NOT IT!" You yelled, putting a finger on your nose, Rhys going second, and Vaughn last. Vaughn's smile fell into a frown, and the whole office room was silent. You snorted, everyone bursting out in laughter after. Another accountant slammed the door open, "SHUT UP!" They said, slamming it back closed. "Ououo~ shUt UuuUuUUuuUup~!" You mocked, everyone resuming their laughter.

Loud footsteps could be heard behind the door, then it opened. "C'mon babe, I got some pepperoni pizza that has our names written on it- quite literally!" Jack said, staring into your eyes. "I want some pizza too.." Rhys muttered. You turned your head towards Rhys and winked. You got up, waving your goodbyes to your new friends.

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You and Jack are now in his office, and there's a pizza box sitting on top of his desk. He opens the box whilst his free hand travels to your waist and pulls you to his. He wasn't lying. The pizza had "Jack + (Y/n)" written in pepperoni. As soon as you saw it, you burst into a fit of laughter. "What's so funny, cupcake?" Jack asked confusedly. You stopped laughing and stared at him nervously. "Haha, I'm just kiddin'." Jack replied, breaking the tension, and proceeding to laugh as well. You leaned over his desk reaching for pizza. "Uh uh uh~." Jack said, taking your hand and pulling you next to him. He patted his lap with a smirk, to which your face replied by becoming a tomato. You crossed your arms, "I'm not gonna sit on your lap." Jack pouted and grabbed your waist as you gasped. He pulled you onto his lap gently. "Jack-" "I won't do anything weird, I promise- unless you want me to, that is." He winked. You shuddered at your lewd thoughts and gulped. "Let's... Let's just eat some pizza." You said, picking up a slice. "Whatever you say, babe." Jack shrugged, picking up a slice. "Mind if I take a slice for tomorrow's lunch?" You ask, planning to actually give it to Rhys. "Sure." He nodded off, finishing his final slice. You thanked him and got up. "Where do the other accountants sleep?" You ask Jack, wanting to sleep with them. "Yvette, Rhys, and Vaughn?" You nod. "They sleep in a dorm together, why?" Jack asks, licking the seasoning and sauce off of his fingers. "I was wondering if I could sleep with them tonight- I-It's not like I don't like you, I just wanna spend some time with my coworkers." You explain. "As much as it pains me, sure." He sighed, leaning back in his chair. "Thank you so so much!!" You exclaimed, hugging him and running into the halls. "Damn, she's adorable.." Jack smiled.