(im just writing a oneshot to give you guys something lol)

you sat in Jack's chair waiting for him to come back and lick your left booty cheek. he burst through the door and started having a fucking seizure. "mm Jack~snepai, you're so hot." you pur, walking over and carressing his firm nipple. "oh yes bb" he moans. Rhys walks in and proceeds to also have a seizure. "what the fuCK." you say, crawling over to Rhys and slapping his cheek repeatedly. "why the hell is everyone having a seizure when they walk in?" Jack questions. all of the sudden, Vaughn floats through the door, his eyes whited out and his hair flowing upward. "IT IS MY DOING." Vaughn maniacally laughs as you grab a knife and slice his beard. he then falls to the floor and dies. "damn." you all say in unison. "kay, well let's lick each other's assholes." you say, pulling Jack's jeans down and licking his hairy asshole. "yn daddy owo" he yells in pleasure. "hey let me join in!" Rhys whines, slapping your belly button with his one inch dick.

Thanos walks in and see's you all sinning. "oh fuck no." he says, snapping his fingers.

you all die.

(okay im gonna update when i can im just really busy and aaaasjflsgjgosgk)