When life gives you a million reasons to smile, THEN SMILEEE

When life gives you a million reasons to eat, THEN LOOK AT THE WAITER, IF HE IS VICKY KAUSHAL KHAAA JAAA USKO ABHIII.

If life gives a million reasons to think,
Think about your ex and kiss him on his lips..$o hard

Ever tried?

Haan, jawab mil gya.

So, let us discuss about this non-clichè thing, also called LEECH
OOPS, I mean kiss.

*Starts acting like a presentation Dene waale uncle in a good office*

So according to the analysis, there are different types of kisses popular in different types of worlds.

Yes, NASA has proven Mars khaali nahi hai.

French kiss
Italian kiss
H2o kiss (when u tryna act kissing water)
Babu Shona kiss
Potato kiss
Yeh waali kiss
wo waali kiss
Let's say, for instance Newton kiss..

And I m not proceeding further..you can well imagine.

So, itni bakwaas k baad, coming to the point.

*Speaks in a breath*

IImaginedOfKissingMrX.

It ended in like...140 seconds...

But I will be honest, I imagined and earned a little pleasure too..

Tareefing his lipline, it was really perfect..so I couldn't resist...

Heheh haaaaassss lele rinkiya k papa..

*Shuts off that bloody Bluetooth speaker*

Haan, toh where was i..

Bas yahi kehna tha..

Haan. Bas yahii..

Ab banda Kya hi kare... Radio waali aunty ki AIDS waali baat manenge to imaginary kiss hi hogi na💁

Welcome to Yeh Mera India.

No sexy thoughts.
Only sanskaar.

Chalo, ok bye.

I hope my present someone has no objections..hehe *awkward giggle*

Sorry Newton bhaiya.
Sending rakhi on rakhi. Please paper acha karadena.

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