Homework....

Romania: BUNA DRAGA!! I'M HERE TO DISTRACT YOU FROM YOUR HOMEWORK!!

Admin: WHOA MAN COOL IT WHY

Romania: Because. Now go write a new chapter of your crackfic.

Admin: But--*sees spider* AAAAAGHHHHH *screams in backward Somalian* WHY DOES IT ALWAYS HAVE TO BE SPIDERS!? WHY CAN'T WE JUST FOLLOW THE BUTTERFLIES INSTEAD!?

England: *appears in Hogwarts robes and Harry's glasses and claps* You are now my best friend.