Japan: Would you ship this? *shows Hungary a pic*

Hungary: Uh maybe... It's not too bad...

[le random ship talk]

Lichtenstein: what are you talking about?

Both Hungary and Japan: Uh sailing ships. *look at each other* yeah. •____•

Lichtenstein: Oh okay!! •u•
*goes and talks to Switzy the cheese*
Big Bruder what is a ship?

Switzerland: nO! NO GOD NO!! WHY GOD WHY????? *dies in a puddle of shipping wars*

Lichtenstein: oh. .-. Okay.