I AM BCAK ND U CNNOT STOP MEEEEEWEEEEE!!!!

This is a FACE family thing so if you don't like it then sucks for you. Read it anyway.
America (Alfred) and Canada (Matthew) are kids.

It's Mother's Day and Arthur (England) had yet to hear any 'mom' jokes. To be honest, it was starting to freak him out. Ever since the boys were taken by he and Francis (France), they liked to joke around and call Arthur 'Mom'. To be frank, he hated it. With a fiery passion. Maybe he'd get away with it this time....

EUHUHUHUEHUE YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS NEXT!! It'll be a diary entry from Arthur.