I'm playing Wii sport to train on boxing so I can strengthen my punches and learn to doge.

My score on the punching bag was 10 cause it wouldn't hit right, my score on my hits was 9 cause the punches kept hitting the damn trainer, and my dodging is an 11 cause I got hit with tennis balls 29 times taking away my dodges of 40.

All because it doesn't match real life training at FUCKING ALL with boxing on the game cause your supposed to hit down like your skating maracas! Which my little 'brother' got platinum on the punching bag for doin it!

FUCKING BULLSHIT MAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Someone get me a fucking punching bag for my 15th birthday (This summer). So I can practice my punches and kicks, and beat the shit out of it from my hotheaded temper self. Along with 5 rolls of blue jock rap for my knuckles. I'll be using that bag a LOT.

I'm never gonna be strong. Especially when my human 'mother' only feeds me at dinner time one serving of one of the foods.

This proves I suck balls at fighting.