So my family and I were talking about the odds if my mom got pergos that it would be a boy so my brother slammed his fist(softly but the restaurant was quite so to us it was loud) and said
"[if you were to get preggos] you'll give birth to a boy or I'll make you!!" Cue the fit of laughter from me. Cue my brother being confused af. Cue my mom looking at me like I'm crazy.

I IS CRAZY DIRTY!!!!!!