Colorado to Alabama: say Colorado!!
*poses cutely*

Idaho: IMMA GIRAFFE!!!!!!
*slides past them on skiis*

Minnesota: I CANT SLOW DOWN!!!
*slide too*
Montana: HELP!!!!!
*Slides super fast liek sonic 😎😎😎*

Ohio's Villain Arc.....:

Indiana: pins Ohio to the ground

Ohio: AY BRUP WHTA SISOE THSI

*illinois injects something in ohio*

ohio: AAARRGGHHHHGHHHHHGG‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ FEAR ME!!
*turns into super alpha wolf and kills everyone*

Illinois: WAIT WAIT IM SORRY I WAS JUST JOKINF LS PLSS AHHHHHHHHH

*Ohio blows up the white house set it on fire*

America: NOOO I FORGOT TO PAY MY CARS EXTENDED WARRANTY!! NOO I DONT WANT A BLACK HOUSE!!