So this is another task given by @dance_draw_write in which I have to write a parody of Frozen. Hope you laugh a lot!

Once upon a time there were two princesses named Elsa and Anna.

Not pronounced as Anna but Annah cause sass!

So they were like besties and Elsa had some magical snowy powers as her parents were totally normal which sucks so tadda! She has magical powers.

So one night the two of em were playing with her powers cause magic is for playing right, when Anna started jumping off snow mountains that Elsa created.

And heck she was fast!
Elsa got jealous. 
Hey she's a great runner! she thought which was so unfair for her cause she only had some freezing magical powers right?

So Elsa froze her sister, giving her a white streak of hair. Tadda! Problem solved.

And then she acted like it really mattered, sobbing her heart out. Really, where do all of these people get glyserene for tears?

And then of course their parents came and saw their frozen daughter.

I understand they didn't have hospitals at that time but who knew rocks were excellent doctors?

And so the Roctors knew how to heal her cause the director told them and they healed her and said that they were lucky it wasn't her heart cause dude they had to make up something for the climax!

And they guessed that the little icy witch did it out of jealously so they were like Isolate her! Control her power, cause Elsa got a bad deal from whoever gave her an out of control power.

Then the rest of the life pretty much sucked for her as she was locked in a room while Anna practiced her running skills while Elsa watched from the keyhole, her jealousy piling up as Anna taunted her using the Do you wanna build a snowman  song. Idk why. Guess she loved the thing that snowmen didn't have feet and couldn't beat her in a race.

And then one day the king and queen had to go on a ship voyage🚤 cause dude they didn't really have any role so they were gonna go to the director and argue with him.

But they should have picked on someone else cause the director got angry and poof! They die.

So Anna is like wtf! Who will I show my running skills to?

And Elsa's like nooo you cannot die like this, who will tell me when my detention is over?

And so they cry together.

So Elsa figures a way out of her detention and keeps out of Anna's way and plans her revenge. 

Meanwhile Anna keeps practising her running skills and showing off to the whole kingdom who ultimately gets bores of her running and closes the palace doors so that they don't see Anna running.

But Elsa grows up and has to become queen so they have to open the doors.

Anna is thrilled and as soon as the doors open she starts running at top speed cause she has to show off to the guests invited!

Ultimately she runs off uptil the shore and almost falls. Really, this runner needs a break installed.

Fortunately a gorgeous guy named Hans saves her and she's like ooooh I m in looove! 
And I got someone to show my running skills to!!! 

And so they bond. And run of course.

Meanwhile Elsa is freaking out in the palace and repeating the only poem she knows:

Conceal don't feel don't...... don't......
*peeks at paper*
Don't let them knoooow!!!!

Seriously. Didn't her parents care for her education?📚Oh wait. She probably froze her tutor.

So she's freaking out snd freezing things but she controls herself for the ceremony and it goes on well.

And then she just concentrates on acting nice towards her sister.

No need, cause she is already busy with her hansome hans. (Pun intended)

And they just frolick for the whole day, and run, and decide to get married.

Seriously?

Way too fast. Oh wait. She liked fast.

So Anna had to ask Elsa's permission and Elsa gets her chance for revenge

Nope, she says.

And then of course Anna has to go angry and insult her and then Elsa has to go mad and ooops. Her power is dicovered!

And then everyones like oooh she's an icy witch! Away you go! And Elsa is forced to run away🏃(which she is happy cause she gets to practise her running) and gets angry with her kingdom.😠

You don't like me? Fine. Let's see how u like eternal winter and poof everything is frozen!❄

So Anna is like really happy but then she figures out that she needs to show Elsa how fast she can run.

So she's like Hans, honey I gotta run and get my sistah cause ya know I gotta show her who is le best. Imma gonna be back in ten(cause I m soo fast)

Oh and did I mention you'll be taking care of the town. Its no biggie really.

And then she sprints off to the mountains ❄🌄in search of Elsa.

But then she finds this weird guy named Kristoff who sings to his reindeer and ya know they go together in search of Elsa cause the director is gonna pair them later. (Duh)

Then they talk and Kristoff's like  I agree with ur sis.
You marry a man just because you wanna show someone u can run?
If I agree to see u run you gonna marry me?

Anna: Is that a proposal?

Meawhile Elsa runs and runs and run and runs a bajillion times more and realises that she didn't need to be jealous cause she can run faster than her sis. Like totes.

So she sings for a while, cause there are such a lot of people to hear her in the middle of snowcapped mountains!

And then she decides to build her own ice castle and live there and oh make a snow monster cause dude there's got to be a monster in a story!

Ah anyways so Anna and Kristoff travel and find Olaf, a snowman made by Elsa who doesn't even have a nose. And he wants a nose cause nose is the 'in' thing.

And then he takes them to Elsa's palace and Anna runs cause dude she just gotta run to live! Man she would have made a good maze runner.

Yeah so they reach the palace and Anna's like Kristoff wait outside. I gotta run alone.

And so she runs in the palace and sees Elsa who's like HEY! You can't run in my palace!

And Anna's like LOL In your dreams

So Elsa gets angry and freezes her heart cause the director is a little short on villains.

Elsa's like Fine I'm the bad girl now but then the director is like Nuh uh. You gotta save your kingdom too.

And Elsa's like DUDE! DECIDE ON ONE THING!

Meanwhile Anna gets bored and storms off like Fine! If you two aren't gonna see me run I'll run with Kristoff!

And then Kristoff asks what happened so Anna says that she totally whipped Elsa's butt and starts showing off to Kristoff but he's like Jeez Gurl! No ways! But if you just wanna run in front of someone then I'll take you to see some 'people'

So Anna's like really excited and runs off with him. Then Kristoff takes her to the Roctors cause they r bored all the time so they need entertainment.

So Anna starts showing off but then faints cause ya know, heroines gotta faint. Then the old Roctor examines him and says: She had better not run, its not gud for her heart and the only way she can be cured is if someone wins against her in a race.

(Wow. That's an easy cure.

But Anna wails and screeches cause running is her life and she simply cannot lose in a race so Kristoff decides he's sick of her and takes her back to her kingdom. Ooh but Hans got really worried for Anna cause you see she wasn't back in ten (duh! she probably meant ten days but Hans wasn't smart enough) so he set off running in her pursuit (I am sick of all this running, don't these guys get tired?

So he finds Elsa arguing with the director and he's like capture her! We need her to save the town! And also to lose by Anna in a race.

So Elsa's like DIRECTOR! What do I do?

And the director tells her to go along and she goes and then Anna's like WE'LL HAVE A RACE!

Remember to lose, Kristoff says but Hans like NOOOO! She's my fiancee she can't LOSE!

And they start arguing and Kristoff accidentally kills Hans. OOPS.

AND THE RACE BEGINS!

Elsa runs and Anna runs. Anna runs more, no Elsa,oh wait it's Anna, no Elsa - OLAF WE DON'T NEED UR BITCHY COMMENTARY!

I am impaled *sniffs*

And Anna almost wins but she slips on the icy floor and YESSS HER HEART IS CURED!

But she doesn't care cause she didn't WIN!!!!

And the audience cheers and Anna wails and Elsa's all smug and Kristoff's like I'm pretty bored so I'll be Anna's finacee.

So Anna kinda cheers up cause now she has a bf but Elsa does not. (Jeez I hope they don't make a sequel on their bfs)

And Elsa's like Imma gonna be queen again and restore happiness.

And get a bf.

THE END

Yeah so I've never done a parody and the last part was kinda hurried cause exams. Anyways, hope ya all like it!